Whats your favourite spoof shirt making fun of stuff one of my favourites is playmasturbation 2 whats yours.
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Oh dear god you may as well offer your unclenched anus to rich old men now, it's all that you can do really

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Whats a penis?

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seriously high man..... your dicks gonna fall off.
The stick of gum with "Juicyfart" across it
I've bought, sold, and traded more gear than I care to admit.
"FCEK - Irish Connection"

FUZZY FLATPICKER σƒ τλε τρπ βπστλεπλσσδ


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bahahah classic!
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
but it aint house music that makes me want to dance.
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Mine's "What wouldn't jesus do?" the one with Jesus hanggliding.

hahahaha where on earth can i buy that.

has no signature.
i used to have a bright pink one which said 'homosexuals are gay'. dunno what happened to it though...
I've got a kinda cream coloured tee with a rainbow on it.

It says "Gangster-ish" underneath it.

I thought, and indeed still think, it's awesome.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.

I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
"I Hate Simple Plan"
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i wasnt wikipediaing blow job okay, it just happened

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one time i fucked a sofa.

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Freedom of speach?

on a private website?

Based in Russia?

i'm sorry comrade, but you fail.
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'I used to be schizophrenic' on the front

'Me too!' on the back


i need one of them!
Yeah, now you're gonna die wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?

Help me to live.

I make custom guitar wiring harnesses and I'm pretty damn good at it!