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#1
Yep, I've got pimples down under (and I'm not talking about Australia).

They're not on my wang and balls, they're on the area above it. I'm not sure what the technical name for it is. It's like the wad of flesh that separates my wang from my stomach.

There's not many, maybe 3 or 4 at a time. They're the size of regular pimples, and sometimes a blackhead can even form. I can pop them.

How can I get rid of this? Should I order proactive and put it on my crotch?

I don't want the ladies to think I have some sort of disease when I put the moves on them. I need to get rid of this! Help?
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#2
Mayhap you do have a disease?
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#4
Wow I dont
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#5
keep cleaning it.
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#9
Well, as we all know, The Pit is just as qualified, if not more so, than a doctor. I believe I speak for the entire Pit when I say you're going to die.
#10
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"Welcome to the wonderful world of Herpes!"


I know it's not herpes because they don't show up in outbreaks, they never leave.

And I don't think I have a disease, seeing as how I haven't been laid yet.




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Well, as we all know, The Pit is just as qualified, if not more so, than a doctor. I believe I speak for the entire Pit when I say you're going to die.


I'd rather not go to a doc for this.

I can hear the conversation with my grandparents(whom I live with) now.

Me: Pop, I've got some pimples on my crotch, can we go to the doctor?

My Grandpa: ........

Me:......... *shoots self*
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#13
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Well, as we all know, The Pit is just as qualified, if not more so, than a doctor. I believe I speak for the entire Pit when I say you're going to die.


+1
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#15
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Yep, I've got pimples down under (and I'm not talking about Australia).

They're not on my wang and balls, they're on the area above it. I'm not sure what the technical name for it is. It's like the wad of flesh that separates my wang from my stomach.

There's not many, maybe 3 or 4 at a time. They're the size of regular pimples, and sometimes a blackhead can even form. I can pop them.

How can I get rid of this? Should I order proactive and put it on my crotch?

I don't want the ladies to think I have some sort of disease when I put the moves on them. I need to get rid of this! Help?


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just let them take their course.
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#16
well, do you shave? im not talking about your face.
first time i did i got really bad razor burn, took a while its completely gone now, just apply a lot of hand lotion to the affected area. like... aveeno or vaseline.
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#18
Did you shave recently? It could be from the razor. Used to happen to me a lot.
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#20
Uh, oh.

Sounds like Cockne.

You know, cock acne.

Suckah.
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#21
just wash better down there. don't you already have some sorta acne/face wash? just use that and it'll probably go away
#22
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Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

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I saw a penis.

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#24
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It's easily fixable.

Wash better.


I was fine, thank you!

They just started when PE started, I think it may be the sweat causing them.


Sadly, I have no time to shower at school.

I was thinking maybe someone had a different solution.

And seriously guys, Icy hot and AIDS were funny the first time, but now they're really annoying.
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#27
Yeah i used to have a few pimples down there, they are just like normal acne just let it clear up by itself and quit eatting so much chocolate and such.
#29
Eeeewwwwah...

I cant imagine how bad your hygiene must be if what your saying is true and they really are just pimples. Take a shower
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#30
Put talcon powder down there after a shower/bath. It's probably sweat and heat friction.
#34
stop beating it so much you horny ****
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#35
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#36
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You have AIDS.

You're going to die.

Inject it with cash
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#37
what you can do is dunk your cock and pre-cock area into tomato sauce...it doesn't help but it sounds like fun!!!
#39
...sacne? wow...i've never heard of it actually existing..that's a first. i'm sure it's nothing serious like herpes....or maybe it is.
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