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so theres this kid at school thats a real asshole. he hits on my girl friend, calls my black friend a n****r, tries grabbing another friend of mine's boobs. hes really starting to piss us off. so were gonna start ****ing with him. every couple days we do something, like the other day we bought an easter basket, it had a stuffed rabbit in it, we all pissed on it and left it on his front porch, a friend of mine dumped bong water all over his front door (for those who dont know, bong water smells really bad), and today we took dog **** and put it in his mail box.

so anyway, pit, i ask what are some other good ideas to prank him with. were thinking about dumping gas in his front yard in the shape of a huge penis, and some how getting a bunch of gay porn and mailing it too him (but it might be expensive). im welcome to any ideas so give me your best.

ps. we would all just beat his ass but there is actually a waiting list of kids at school and you basically have to pick a number and wait for the people infront of you to fight him before you can.
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#2
Be extremely nice to them, they will freak.
i need to hear some sounds that recognize the pain in me, yeah.
#6
Make jello in his toilet. Clear jello. Then spike his beverage with ex-lax.

That way when he poos, it will overflow.
#8
superglue his dick to his stomach
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#10
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superglue is **** up is asshole


im guessing it wont reach on that kid
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#11
give his home adress to tesco.com and add him to their mailing list. see how long it takes him to crack under the spam. muahahar.


then rape him.
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#12
I suggest that you don't destroy the property he's living on, seeing as it's not his, it's his parents.

And just cut ahead of the line. Beat him up. Geez...
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#13
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Is he white?

yes
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Does he have a vehicle you can mess with?

no, well not yet anyway, he takes his drivers test this saturday
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#14
Stick a straw up your ass and fart down it into his drink/mouth
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#15
Steps:

1) lift toilet seat at his house late at night.

2) place saran wrap over the toilet seat (make sure it's tight so he won't see it)

3) replace seat.

He'll wake up in the night, take a piss with the seat down, and it'll splash right back on him!


Another good one:

Buy a tube of tooth paste. (really minty)

Squirt the tooth paste into his shampoo bottle while he isn't looking.

Mix well.

When he puts it in his hair, it'll burn his scalp and face. (it'll be a vapor rub kind of burn)
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#16
Kick his ass, mate. Quick, easy, gets the point across.
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#17
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Does he have a vehicle you can mess with?


if he does saran rap always works great.

or if you can get into his car if the window is down, freeze two cans of shaving cream for about 4-5 days, then either take the whole chunck out or pop that black thing off the bottom and put them in his car.

edit: it expands as it gets hotter so you have to plan it out.
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#18
Get the phone numbers of every taxi company in your town and send them to his house. Aswell as loads of takeaway places and make big orders with them all on the same night. (Kudos to The Simpsons).
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#19
I know I said it in a thread earlier, but I reccon theres a better chance of it getting used here. Get some epoxy resin and some sex toys. Then stick them to his doors, windows, car, anything else you can find. The stuff basically doesn't come off. Turn his/his parents car into the ass fist mobile!
#20
im lovin the ideas guys, keep em comin
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#21
beating his ass is always good.

or if he has animals, write whatever comes to mind on them in magic marker, it will show up a little while later in bright colors.
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#22
When he has a car, fill the fan vents with flour and turn the fan settings to full. Soon as he starts the motor he gets a face full of flour
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#23
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if he does saran rap always works great.

or if you can get into his car if the window is down, freeze two cans of shaving cream for about 4-5 days, then either take the whole chunck out or pop that black thing off the bottom and put them in his car.

edit: it expands as it gets hotter so you have to plan it out.

This doesn't really fill the whole car with foam. You know that, right?
#24
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This doesn't really fill the whole car with foam. You know that, right?

A fire extinguisher will though!
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#25
if you use enough of it, it will.
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#26
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if you use enough of it, it will.

Yeah, that's true. But I don't think getting tens of cans of shaving cream to fill a car is really worth it.


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A fire extinguisher will though!

This however, would be sweet.
#27
when hes taking his driver test on sat, shove a potato in the tailpipe of his car. *BOOM* mehehehe
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when hes taking his driver test on sat, shove a potato in the tailpipe of his car. *BOOM* mehehehe


yay felonies!
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#29
is that really a felony?
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#31
Poison him slowly with arsenic?

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When he has a car, fill the fan vents with flour and turn the fan settings to full. Soon as he starts the motor he gets a face full of flour


if you really hate him, and since its getting warm now, may i suggest raw meat in the vents?
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#32
Weld the doors and windows of his house shut in the middle of the night. Try to get him a date with a girl he likes then put laxatives in his drink when they go out. Learn how to do tattoos, then go for a night out with him one night, give him some sleeping pills and tattoo "Bumfights" to his forehead while he is asleep.
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#33
put something in his drink that will make take a dump or something
i did that to someone i hate and it was pretty funny
#34
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im guessing it wont reach on that kid

not naturally
im sure TS can fix that
#35
1. put crap in plastic bag

2. light bag on fire

3. drop bag on doorstep

4. ring doorbell

5. RUN/HIDE!

6. ???

7. PROFIT

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#37
shave his head.

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