#1
I have had an acount on UG for a while now and i still have no friends.

I feel useless(probably am)
#3
Add some people to your friends list instead of waiting for them to add you.
#4
UG isn't about making friends, it is, in fact, quite the opposite!
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#5
I don't try to get friends, or add friends, or do anything with my profile actually
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#6
i think hes fishing for friend requests, give him none(unless you want to, in that case go for it)
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#7
loserface.

No Wuff 4 u.

I don't see why your so worried about having friends online anyway.
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#8
Quote by dimetribute247
I have had an acount on UG for a while now and i still have no friends.

I feel useless(probably am)

Your join date is the same as mine yet I don't recall ever seeing you post before. And now your first post that I will remember is one proclaiming to the world "My pussy hurts"
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#11
Neither do I, don't see my crying, do you, buddy?
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#12
Unless you have no friends in real life, you really shouldn't care.


if you really don't have any friends, sorry
#13
They sense your low self esteem.

Kidding
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Let's hit the streets with toy explosives
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#14
im not adding you
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#16
I have 36 friends


*looks at x/taluha's page*


...
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#17
Quote by Jackal58
Your join date is the same as mine yet I don't recall ever seeing you post before. And now your first post that I will remember is one proclaiming to the world "My pussy hurts"

Mine, too. (well, same month)

You have to frequent the forums (or at least the Pit) in order to make friends. Show people you're cool, people aren't just gonna show up in your profile and friend you if no one knows you exist.

EDIT:
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Neither do I, don't see my crying, do you, buddy?

ETID in your sig!!!

Awesome
#19
I've been here since '05, and barely anyone knows me. It's not that big of a deal, it's just the internetz.
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#20
Quote by Garret.
I have 36 friends


*looks at x/taluha's page*


...

Dont feel bad, you know you cant compete with a girl on ug..
i need to hear some sounds that recognize the pain in me, yeah.
#21
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I'll add you if you send me noodz via pm

Pics on the way!!!!!!
Man are you gonna be disgusted.
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#23
Add people

Post in the forums more
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#24
Quote by McLovin-
UG isn't about making friends, it is, in fact, quite the opposite!


I think just the same. I don't have any friends in UG except the guys that I know in real life, and I feel useless... ATLAST!!
omg
#25
I have no friends on UG. I don't really care. I have no friends in the real world. That's why it's friday night and I'm sat here all alone. Best thing is, I don't care, coz the F1 qualifying is only 7 hours away!
#26
If it makes you feel better, i have 61 friends more than you will ever have.
#27
Ive been on UG for ages and i have no friends. I normally just lurk around watching....people.....but i decided to post in this thread, just for you

But im not adding you as a friend...
#28
i have one UG friend and that was through the add to the user above you's profile thread...oh god i'm alone
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#29
You can have friends at UG?

...wow, pretty much parallels my own life.
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#31
Yes, you are in fact very uselesss, at least you got that right.
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