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#1
What is the worst band name you've ever heard? Mine would probably be "I shit On Your Face" or "Bathtub shitter" (both from a grindcore compilation my brother has). Hellyeah comes pretty close though because it's not even funny how bad that name is.
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#8
Fall Out Boy

Cmon' Someone had to say it
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#9
Butthole Surfers. . . Hands down.

By the way. . . What the hell is a fall out boy? Is that a kid from Chernobyl?
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#11
butthole surfers.

edit: damn beaten.
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#12
Panic at the disco.

But dragonforce is the worse IMO. It's as cheesy as their music.

Best band names are: Led Zeppelin, Blind Faith and ****! I'm dead!
#13
Bands that just name themselves after their frontman. There's alot of those.

Edit:

And I Cum Blood is definitely a song name, not a band name, hahaha.
#14
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Butthole Surfers. . . Hands down.

Dude, I thought that name was pretty funny...
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#15
Pig Destroyer. because i wanted it.
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#18
The Sex Pistols, its just annoying. and Dragonforce, and Panic at the Disco, and just about everything rap
#20
I definitely agree with fall out boy (i don't think anyone knows what that actually is) hellyeah, because jesus christ it doesn't get much worse than that, but I think !!! actaully is the worst. It's lame, and it doesn't make any sense. the butthole surfers is a pretty bad one, it's kinda like saying the circle jerks in front of people who don't know of them, people kinda think about it and then ask you wierd quesions
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#22
Fall out Boy was from Simpsons.

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#23
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I definitely agree with fall out boy (i don't think anyone knows what that actually is) hellyeah, because jesus christ it doesn't get much worse than that, but I think !!! actaully is the worst. It's lame, and it doesn't make any sense. the butthole surfers is a pretty bad one, it's kinda like saying the circle jerks in front of people who don't know of them, people kinda think about it and then ask you wierd quesions
IIRC, it's a Simpsons reference, no?
#24
I think Turbonegro is a pretty awful name for a band.

They make up for it though...But it's hard to explain how.....
#27
Linkin Park- Dont know how they got this. Link In the Park?
Fall Out Boy- Come on...Make the boy fall out the door? Window? Yacht?
GodSmack- Not bad but still not very good for a succesfull name.
Monkes (sp?)- It says for itself.
Iron Butterfly- You've got to be kidding.
Butthole Surfers- That is just a ridiculous name.
Scorpions- Awesome band. Non-creative band name.
And Finally,
Dio- Awesome band. Bad band name.
#28
HELLYEAH and Franz Ferdinand (I know who the actual person was, it just makes for a really stupid band name) are a couple that comes to mind at the moment. I know that there are other really weak ones out there but I can't think of them at the moment.

EDIT: Oh, and Rainbow is a pretty bleh name.
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#29
Fall Out Boy
Panic! At The Disco

Maybe "Fall Out Boy" ain't too bad, but "Panic! At The Disco" is just plan retarded and makes no sense. I can make fun of FOB but P!ATD??? Come on emo kids! Work with me!!
#33
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Linkin Park- Dont know how they got this. Link In the Park?
Fall Out Boy- Come on...Make the boy fall out the door? Window? Yacht?
GodSmack- Not bad but still not very good for a succesfull name.
Monkes (sp?)- It says for itself.
Iron Butterfly- You've got to be kidding.
Butthole Surfers- That is just a ridiculous name.
Scorpions- Awesome band. Non-creative band name.
And Finally,
Dio- Awesome band. Bad band name.


Linkin Park got it from a park in Santa Monica.. Lincoln Park. They just spelled it different.
#35
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Linkin Park- Dont know how they got this. Link In the Park?
Fall Out Boy- Come on...Make the boy fall out the door? Window? Yacht?
GodSmack- Not bad but still not very good for a succesfull name.
Monkes (sp?)- It says for itself.
Iron Butterfly- You've got to be kidding.
Butthole Surfers- That is just a ridiculous name.
Scorpions- Awesome band. Non-creative band name.
And Finally,
Dio- Awesome band. Bad band name.

Linkin Park- Play on "Lincoln Park." Dunno where that is.
Fall Out Boy- Simpsons
GodSmack- Alice In Chains song they ripped off
Monkees- It was the sixties, it didn't have to make sense.
Iron Butterfly- They were/are still hippies, they don't know how to name things
Butthole Surfers- Calling themselves a bunch of fags (no offense meant, gays)
Scorpions- No defense for German people. Fuck them.
Dio- Lead singer with a horrible ego.
#36
As much as I don't like them, Fallout Boy is a sweet name, along with Evergreen Terrace because it also references the greatest cartoon ever.
#37
Most bands following the "______ The _______" formula.

BlessTheFall, Bleed The Dream, Flee The Seen, Haste The Day, etc...

I also vote for The Academy Is... as the worst.
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#38
Blue Oyster Cult?
Cradle of Filth? (Sooooo lame)
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Anal Cunt is a BRILLIANT band name for a band that writes the horrible trolling that they call lyrics.
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TNTLLU got their name from an episode of The Outer Limits.

DWP are a Christian band, and the name is a reflection on the belief that materialism is a sin.


Proof that a lot of these bands at least had decent thinking behind their names, regardless of whether or not the bands or their names are any good.
#40
Vampire Weekend
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The Doors
The Academy Is...(Is what?)
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