#1
We all know the story, the Genie in the Lamp gives you any three wishes.

But if this were to actually happen to you, what would you wish for?

Some overly expensive guitar? Mountains of money? Or would go the personal sex slave route immediately?

Personally, I'd wish for a bunch of money (like a couple million) and save the other two wishes for later.

What about you guys?
#2
I would wish for Infinite wishes
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#4
Quote by Garret.
I would wish for Infinite wishes


Exactly what I would do. Great minds thinks alike.
#5
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Guitar, ps3, and some phillipino hookers


Why not wish for money and buy all 3?

Then you have 2 more wishes left.
#6
In this order
1. Chicken Burrito
2. 30 million dollars
3. 20 million more dollars
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#7
1. Sex with any girl for the rest of my life
2. Unlimited gear for the rest of my life
3. George Bush is wiped off the face of the earth
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#8
Quote by Garret.
I would wish for Infinite wishes

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Exactly what I would do. Great minds thinks alike.

Lol Genies need disclaimers

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#10
Quote by SG6578
1. Sex with any girl for the rest of my life
2. Unlimited gear for the rest of my life
3. George Bush is wiped off the face of the earth


Wishing for money will help the first 2.

Enough money will do the 3rd too.
#11
Quote by SG6578

3. George Bush is wiped off the face of the earth



thus making Dick Cheney president. Smooth.
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#13
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thus making Dick Cheney president. Smooth.



come on, it would be sweet he would die after a day in office of a heart attack or some **** the guy is a time bomb
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Ibanez TM-71 Talman Artcore Semi-Hollow
2003 Tom Delonge Fender Strat Seafoam Green
Traynor YCV40
#14
power of god

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#15
1) extreme ridiculous talent
2) chuck norris as my bodyguard
3) my last wish would be that my last wish could not be granted. by creating this paradox, i will have sucessfully divided by zero.
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#16
Idk what I'd do w/ the first two wishes, but with the third, I'd either go for more or for another genie if that disclaimer thing wound up happeneing
#17
1. 2.5 Billion dollars

2. dragon ball z style super sayan powers (twould be the **** and you know it)

3. a 4.0 gpa
#19
1. Any guitar, any place, any time, any band, rock out with my **** out. If I want to play with Devin Townsend and Strapping Young Lad at the North Pole for nobody in particular at 4 AM while playing Fredrik Thordenal's eight-string Ibanez for no real reason, I'm gonna ****ing do it.
2. Make girls attracted to schmucks like me. Mmmmmmyesss.
3. Allow me to go back in time and beat the living **** out of Diefenbaker for canceling the Avro Arrow, and effectively, Canada's possible air superiority for the latter half of the 20th century. We could have scared those Soviets ****less with that plane. Money schmoney. Canada could have been FEARED by those commie bastards.
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#21
1. Unlimited amounts of cash
2. Teh smart meking abilities
3. Ability to travel back and forward through time
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#22
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Perfect looks
a trillion dollars
love...



i totaly agree

1: The one person i can`t have
2: money.. LOTS of it
3:.... i probly shouldn`t put this one down.
#23
1. the power to make time progress at any rate i want.
2. lucid dreaming
3. unlimited cash
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#24
Assuming we can wish more for wishes, I'd wish for more wishes, then just wish for whatever I want whenever I want it. Assuming we're limited to three wishes...

1) Highlander-style Immortality.
2) Superman-style invulnerability without the yellow sun and kryptonite limitations.
3) Superman-style flight. Woo!

Flight will make it easier for me to kidnap important people to hold hostage for large sums of money. Ransom ftw! Plus flying is just plain fun.
Immortality and invulnerability mean I can't be forced to give up my hostage under threat/use of deadly force, and I get more time to enjoy my money. It also means I have eternity to practice whatever I want to, and when the Sun dies in 4.5 billion years or however long it is then I'll have as long as I want to fly to another planet, since Immortals don't have to breathe. Marvels of futuristic technology will aid me in finding this inhabitable planet, and once I'm there I will be a God to the natives and want for nothing!

There's no way anyone can beat my wishes. I have trumped you all! I believe /thread would be appropriate in this situation.
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#25
Quote by Garret.
I would wish for Infinite wishes


Yep. But that aside i would wish for:

1. Hamburger
2. Love
3. Hamburger Love
#26
1. Enough money to see me through university with enough left over to do all the travelling I want
2. To have my psychology teacher want to fuck me senseless
3. World peace, or something, I guess.

Is number 2 bad? =/
Plus I don't want any of the bad consequential crap.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

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#27
The ability to make people understand you, and for you to understand them XP (Cause it's one of the only ways to get what you want without causing much harm, and to be able to help without getting stormed over by people wanting to research you or stuff =P)

To be the richest person in the world forever XP (That way whenever the second richest earns 1 buck, you always stay ahead of him XP)

Health or healing powers =P
#28
1. I wish they all were happy on the Lebanon
2. Wish somebody'd help me write this song
3. I wish when I was young
My old man had not been gone

although I'm sure that's been done before in the early 90's