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okay pit ive just fallen into a canal (man made river) due to their being an oil splill an dit looking like ****ing concrete due to the density of it. I swalloed a ****load of oily, almost defginately diseased water... I almot ****ing drowned :|

I had to pay a taxi driver £25 to take me home cause he wasnt willing as id soak his taxi... I was on my way to a job interview, it was all i had.

But my phone cant make outgoing clls so i cant make nhs direc and theres no one in to do drive me to casualty Ironically my mums at work there right now
I've been here since '04.

#4
and you'r asking the pit?


Too tired and lazy to bother with a sig, Sorry.
#5
Quote by saphrax
So the first thing you did was come to UG? Not ask a neighbour to use their phone and seek medical attantion...? You're mad.


My neighbours arent in atm... and round here... wlel if you lieved here youd understand last thing id do would be to ask them

Also im not sure what exactly i should ring... iim nt sure this classifies as a 999 emergency :/


theres no on eelse to tell atm

srry bout my typing itall like this
I've been here since '04.

#6
You're insane, have AIDS, herpes, and should rub icy hot on it before killing yourself.

That covers just about all the answers you're gonna get here.

In all seriousness, call 999. God knows what you've swallowed.
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#7
heres wat u do...

1.get off the internet
2.seek a nieghbor frend...
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#14
i h8 canals, i fell into one b4 though. acctually i jumped in to retrieve a fallen golf ball and got stuck waste deep in mud.

i ended up w/the golf ball but i lost one of my shoes
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okay pit ive just fallen into a canal (man made river) due to their being an oil splill an dit looking like ****ing concrete due to the density of it. I swalloed a ****load of oily, almost defginately diseased water... I almot ****ing drowned :|

I had to pay a taxi driver £25 to take me home cause he wasnt willing as id soak his taxi... I was on my way to a job interview, it was all i had.

But my phone cant make outgoing clls so i cant make nhs direc and theres no one in to do drive me to casualty Ironically my mums at work there right now


I live in notts, where about?
Originally posted by Diminishedfaith

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10. Done LSD? who's she?
17. Cheated on someone? it was an accident, i didnt remember i had the gameshark on.....
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#16
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You're insane, have AIDS, herpes, and should rub icy hot on it.

That covers just about all the answers you're gonna get here.


You forgot kill yourself. As for my answer, huh? So what's the problem now?
#18
999. NOW.

Jesus I remember falling in when fishing for baggy minis when I was like 10. I was sick for about 2 weeks afterwards...Not to mention if I wasn't with a friend, I would have you know...died.
#19
Walk it off.
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#20
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okay pit ive just fallen into a canal (man made river) due to their


I love how you explained that like we didn't know what a canal was

If this is fo realz... I suggest walking it off. Our forefather and their forefathers slipped into plenty of oily canals with modern chemicals. Be a man about it.
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#23
You don't need to go to hospital.

All you need to do is give yourself a bloody good shower and drink a lot of Coke. I used to do a lot of kayaking down canals and if you've ingested any of the water, the mixture of things that go into Coke will neutralise anything bad in the water.
#25
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I live in notts, where about?


canal street... nera the veening post building and all that :/

Ive just been to the doctors. They cant see me till 2.15
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#26
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I love how you explained that like we didn't know what a canal was

If this is fo realz... I suggest walking it off. Our forefather and their forefathers slipped into plenty of oily canals with modern chemicals. Be a man about it.


I thought americans might not have them or something :p
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#27
Drinking Nottinghams water supply is bad enough, but you fell into the canal. Dude, seek medical attention before you sprout another ear.

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#28
There was a hot girl on the way back from the doctors... and I looked like ****.

Now Im disappointed AND they couldnt see me yet :/
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You forgot kill yourself. As for my answer, huh? So what's the problem now?


you forgot the ultimate, pics or it didnt happen

but seriously, OP try to make yourself sick so all the crap isnt in you for too long.
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#32
Watch out man, you're getting oil on the keyboard.
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Man up.
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#34
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I thought americans might not have them or something :p


Well if we're gonna start worrying about americans not getting things...


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#36
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I love how you explained that like we didn't know what a canal was

If this is fo realz... I suggest walking it off. Our forefather and their forefathers slipped into plenty of oily canals with modern chemicals. Be a man about it.
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#37
Make yourself throw up and call an ambulance. Who cares just go up and down the street knockin on doors if you have to and say that they need to call 999.
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#38
Aw ****... I would suggest drinking peppered milk to make yourself vomit before you start digesting any of that crap =/


When my sister was younger she was riding over a little mini side-stream that filtered into the main canal on a bridge with only one handle... she fell in... It wasn't very deep, she could sit down and still be above water.... but she was so embarassed she refused to get out


We ran her like 3 consecutive baths once we eventually convinced her to get out and she seemed ot do fine. I'll read back to see what the doctor has to say though, I hope you're ok...
#40
wow, thats like four people from nottingham!
Originally posted by Diminishedfaith

6. Lied? Would I?
10. Done LSD? who's she?
17. Cheated on someone? it was an accident, i didnt remember i had the gameshark on.....
41. Been called a *****?yes, they rate me 5 stars...
46. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle?no, i dont have insurance
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