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#3
Hillary Clinton. At least bits of her wouldn't fall off.

Eddie Izzard or Ann Coulter?
#7
I dont know Metacarpi so Kensai...

A coke bottle or a Pepsi bottle.
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R.I.P Ean.

Are there any other members of Lynyrd Skynyrd who are dead?
#12
EDIT:

Beaten so, yeah shutting up.
Currently attempting to learn: The Dissentience by Protest The Hero in it's entirety.
#14
George Bush.

Hellen Keller or Terry Schaivo.
Yellowknife, Northwest Territories
#18
Queen Elizabeth II
just because 'i could say i f***** the queen'
better than saying 'i f***** hilary clinton'
other person ' Who's She'
Me: 'The Woman who obama beat to be president or whatever'


id choose sooty
and
Kensai.
#23
Quote by Liberation
George Bush.

Hellen Keller or Terry Schaivo.

Yes. Cause skipping the best one in the thread is a good choice.
Yellowknife, Northwest Territories
#25
Quote by Liberation
Yes. Cause skipping the best one in the thread is a good choice.
Dude... what?
#26
Quote by Rocking-Rob
The most attractive cute girl

OR

The most attractive hot girl


(or boy depending on preference)

cute


Suck at guitar or be an incredible triangle player
#32
A house, it would probably have a bangable couch.

Yngwie Malmsteen or Rosie O'Donnel?
There ain't no moral to this story at all. Anything I tell you very well could be a lie.
#33
Quote by ebbbaaa
A house, it would probably have a bangable couch.

Yngwie Malmsteen or Rosie O'Donnel?
Yngwie circa '88.

Me or TS?
#34
Quote by magichamburger
Eliza Dushku or Hayden Panettiere...

That is going to be hard. Pun intended.


Definitely Hayden Panettiere

Amy Winehouse or a cactus
"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?"
-- Douglas Adams
#35
TS
Ghandi or Henry VIII (their corpses)
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dont sweat how quick your progressing, i heard that Jimi hendrix didnt get his legendary guitar skills until he was dead


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+ MOTHERFUCKIN' 1
#36
Ghandi

won't chop my head off

Rosanne Barr or Rosie O'Donnell
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#37
Rosie Odonnell
All of Metallica or margeret thatcher
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#38
Quote by Fuzzbox91
Rosie Odonnell
All of Metallica or margeret thatcher

Margaret Thatcher. At least then I wouldn't get the STD known as "Lack of talent"

Hellen Keller or Terry Schaivo.
Yellowknife, Northwest Territories
#39
Quote by Liberation
Margaret Thatcher. At least then I wouldn't get the STD known as "Lack of talent"

Hellen Keller or Terry Schaivo.
Keller. She may have been deaf, etc., but IIRC, she wasn't necessarily ugly. Hell, for all we know, she was nuts in the sack.
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