#1
Come my children! Sit by the fire and listen to my tale!

*Epic music plays*

There was once a thread.

A thread so powerful, It created a utopia for people of the forum i am speaking of.

A thread so historical it literally changed the face of that board and the contents of our hearts forever achieving things no thread had ever accomplished before.

But I deleted it.

Because I thought it was absolutely freaking hilarious at the time.

And I'm still laughing.

hahahahaha.

Why? Because that was the glorious nature of our great thread. Only the strongest survived and were knighted in all the glory of a thousand kings.

Knights who understood VALOUR and honour that extended passed the simple words contained and grasped the ideals behind it. Knights who know that one post is never enough! These people are the ones that understand the TRUE power of this thread!

The ones that were truly living the glory of such a piece of internet literature were the likes of my knights who I have no doubt will understand that glory such as this LIVES IN OUR HEARTS not on some stupid board.

So with this in mind. I have brought this thread to here! so we can forever bask in it's warm light of glory!

Let us rebuild a thread that is 500 NAY 50000000000000000 TIMES GREATER THAN THAT OF IT'S PREDECCESORS.

Why?

BECAUSE

THIS

IS

OUR SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

*Epic Music Ends*

My children this thread was ruled with greatness and featured the best GIFs and hilarious images ever! The greatest conversations. The most epic of fails... Let us bring back this thread and we shall rule as kings!!!
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#4
Excuse me? Wait, ya know what, here's an ownage image to kick off:

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And this time, lets get it to look like this:
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#5
Last nights thread. I tried to make a homosexual UG four-some.

Though i shall report you..


*Reported*
#6
Too long, no chance I'm reading all of that. Any chance you can condense it down in to 4 words?