#1
Post your Soviet Russia jokes here!
With pics too if you want.

In Soviet Russia, porn watches you!

In Soviet Russia, car drives you!

In Soviet Russia, plant grows you!

Edit: I used search bar and didn't find any so i decided to make a thread
Last edited by Albert W. Moses at Mar 14, 2008,
#4
Quote by rock.freak667
In Soviet Russia...search bar uses you!


dam beat me to it....

pretty sure this has been done b4
#6
in soviet russia, people don't make stupid topics about soviet jokes
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#7
In soviet Russia, Beer drinks UG Team!

Wait...
When you saw me sleeping
thought I was dreaming
of you...


I didn't tell you
That the only dream
Is Valium for me
#8
Quote by freedoms_stain
In Soviet Russia I don't give a Fuck


no, no. You have it wrong.

In Soviet Russia, Fuck doesnt give you!
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#9
no, no. You have it wrong.

In Soviet Russia, I]Fuck doesnt give you!

in soviet russia, sentence fails to italicize YOU!
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Gold/Silver/Crystal.

Simply because I could breed the pokemon, and act out my sick sexual fantasies between Dittos and Chanseys.


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She had sex..with my...AIDS?
#11
Quote by BFun
no, no. You have it wrong.

In Soviet Russia, Fuck doesnt give you!

Nope, it doesn't matter where in the shitting world I am, fucks I do not give.

Screw up the sentence structure however the fuck you want, A fuck I give not.
#14
in soviet russia, people don't make stupid topics about soviet jokes


yeah , if they did they'd get killed by the soviet dictator
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Shit, this is pure win. You can have my interwebz, I was saving them for a rainy day.

^about my halloween costume
Quote by steee21
a sport


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Oh, so it's sorta like real-life gaming, then?
#21
in soviet russia guitar plays you.......
Fender American Special Telecaster
Blackstar HT-5
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#22
Quote by LinkManDX
In Soviet Russia, search bar jokes aren't funny either.


I wasn't trying to be funny. I was showing that this thread has been done countless times.
#25
in soviet russia the government would ****ing kill you if they knew you were talking **** about the homeland.



<---- metal.
#26
Quote by freedoms_stain
Nope, it doesn't matter where in the shitting world I am, fucks I do not give.

Screw up the sentence structure however the fuck you want, A fuck I give not.


Somone please sig this

I found that strangly hilarious
#28
In Soviet Russia... OH WAIT SOVIET RUSSIA DOESNT EXIST ANYMORE.

All these jokes need to be in the past tense.


"In Soviet Russia porn WATCHED you"


Also TS those even jokes. theyre pathetic. Theyre just you puttng whatever you wany into the template with no wit, no irony, no nothing. I believe this is adequate grounds for suicide.
I've been here since '04.

#30
In Soviet Russia, the hamburger eats you

"Do the Russians ever laugh?"

"No, they get shot if they do."
peanuts and beers
#31
In Soviet Russia, UGers have a good taste in music.
Yellowknife, Northwest Territories
#32
In Soviet Russia you get shot for reviving a bad bad 30 year old joke.
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myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

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