I'm looking after my brothers dog since him and his girlfriend are going to a wedding. The dog pissed on the floor here, so I had to clean it up. I have to keep my eyes on him at all times for the next four hours.

Therefore, this is the obvious question for me to ask:

What has your dog pissed on?
My dog had diarrhea all over my some of my game systems. Thankfully it was just wires and some of the controllers and a bit of the gamecube, i cleaned it all off, gross though. BEAT THAT!

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It's still a puppy, and it hasn't been toilet trained yet. He nearly pissed on my Phaser.

And to Swordsrkewl, that would suck.

I don't think I can beat that...