Poll: what would you use to kill a zombie?
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View poll results: what would you use to kill a zombie?
baseball bat
38 7%
pistol-grip shotgun
95 17%
AK-47
89 16%
Machete
71 12%
my bare fists
18 3%
mah lazor
107 19%
sniper rifle
48 8%
Handgun
23 4%
Knives
9 2%
The Silver Longsword of Deathbat831
72 13%
Voters: 570.
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#1
if you were in a zombie outbreak without any hope of rescue, what would your weapon of choice be? (poll coming). also what would you do? form a resistance group, run and hide? just what would you do?
#3
Aluminum baseball bat, or a longsword. Anything but a gun that can run out of ammo and requires skill to use.
#7
It depends on the level of the outbreak.

Level 1 - Crowbar. But L1 is nothing too serious.
Level 2 - Pistol + crowbar.
Level 3 - Light carbine, pistol, crowbar, and a bat.
Level 4 - I'd kill myself.
#10
+1 for lightsabre, and an X-wing.

Some mandalorian armour would help to.
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#11
i would use a tree limb, hide in a cave, and then when it was all over...... *pulls out 12 gauge and shoots the deathbat* (shotgun beats sword)



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#12
^oh hellllllllls no. i am a highlander you cannot kill me with guns. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

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should have put unicorn in the poll


can you edit a poll?
#13
Golden nunchaku...
You cant go wrong with a one hit killing device while going bruce lee on thousands of zombies...
LIFE IS TOO SHORT NOT TO LET YOUR MIND SPREAD WINGS AND TAKE FLIGHT

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#14
1. Machete
2. AK-47
3. Baseball bat

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#15
Quote by mtforever
+1 for lightsabre, and an X-wing.

Some mandalorian armour would help to.

How the jiminy cricket did lightsabre not make the poll?

This is bullshit
#17
Quote by deathbat831
^oh hellllllllls no. i am a highlander you cannot kill me with guns. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!


can you edit a poll?

idk im a noob =[
#18
Sniper rifle.

Then I would have a few sidearms for backup, a titanium shovel (spade, of course) for melee, and a few other various supplies to aid me in my journey into Northern Canada/Alaska.

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#19
the best place to chill during a zombie outbreak .. a off-shore mining platform...
think about it.. self sefficent for food from the sea, high off the ground, zombies cant swim
#21
Guitar, that when shredded fast enough, can cause every reality to collapse upon itself and make the universe eat itself, thus causing an infinite desert of pure nothingness.
#22
...nuke...
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#23
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the best place to chill during a zombie outbreak .. a off-shore mining platform...
think about it.. self sefficent for food from the sea, high off the ground, zombies cant swim


zombies can walk under water...but i doubt they can climb the support beams
#24
^oh hellllllllls no. i am a highlander you cannot kill me with guns. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!


i dont know dude im a pretty good aim with that son of a bitch. you had better fly fast.



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#25
i cant believe that a chainsaw hasnt even been mentioned.....
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#26
Tbh i think a light easy to handle yet durable spear would be the most usefull for me personally.


As trying to kill an endless stream of zombies would be useless.
It's easy to push 'em out the way. but it's also deadly if the need should so arise.
Though, i'd probably keep a 9mm as a sidearm for good measure.
As for survival plane. i'd stay alone. and move from town to town helping survivors. then leave on my own to the next town.
#27
Fight em off with the dismembered limbs of my neighbors.
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#28
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i cant believe that a chainsaw hasnt even been mentioned.....
because a chainsaw is limited by gas and manpower, therefore, rendering it useless against a large group of zombies, and in the insanity of the outbreak, you are more likely to hurt yourself with a chainsaw than you are to hurt the zombies.
#30
Quote by Ichikurosaki
Tbh i think a light easy to handle yet durable spear would be the most usefull for me personally.


As trying to kill an endless stream of zombies would be useless.
It's easy to push 'em out the way. but it's also deadly if the need should so arise.
Though, i'd probably keep a 9mm as a sidearm for good measure.
As for survival plane. i'd stay alone. and move from town to town helping survivors. then leave on my own to the next town.



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#31
the zombie survival guide says that a semi-automatic rifle is the best weapon to fight zombies with.
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#32
lolz ive been thinking this ever since my first zombie movie

1. hide out in a house/fort on top of a hill surrounded by alarm systems, razor wire and a selection of hunting traps
2.long range weapons such as rifles, bows or even throwing explosives (grenades)
3.a ring of C4 around the house to go off when i choke
4.in case of break in , shot to the head

fuk being a zombie
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#35
Quote by FireandFlames
It depends on the level of the outbreak.

Level 1 - Crowbar. But L1 is nothing too serious.
Level 2 - Pistol + crowbar.
Level 3 - Light carbine, pistol, crowbar, and a bat.
Level 4 - I'd kill myself.



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#36
Quote by FireandFlames
because a chainsaw is limited by gas and manpower, therefore, rendering it useless against a large group of zombies, and in the insanity of the outbreak, you are more likely to hurt yourself with a chainsaw than you are to hurt the zombies.



there are electric chainsaws...
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#37
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there are electric chainsaws...

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in the insanity of the outbreak, you are more likely to hurt yourself with a chainsaw than you are to hurt the zombies.



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#38
Quote by icon_player_5
there are electric chainsaws...

Chainsaw is useless.

Sprays blood everywhere, you ingest some?

Congratulations, you're now a Zombie.
#39
Quote by turtlemcdoogle
the zombie survival guide says that a semi-automatic rifle is the best weapon to fight zombies with.

Hence the AK-47.
Long as you have enough ammo, which you should, since you should be able to find it anywhere you can find bullets.
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#40
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Hence the AK-47.
Long as you have enough ammo, which you should, since you should be able to find it anywhere you can find bullets.

And has the annoying habit of jamming right when you need it....