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#1
We had a party tonight and my 12 year old brother has like 10 people over. And they all brought their girlfriends (a bunch of slutty 12-13 year old Hannah Montana clones). They immediately took over the house and were being assholes to me and the two friends I had over. My friends left, and now I'm stuck with a bunch of pre pubescent, Axe-smelling, wankers who are showing off their guitar "skills" (Iron Man and Smoke on the Water) to their slutty girlfriends. This is why I support abortion.
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#2
How come girls get to stay over night, and when the kids are 12?
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How come girls get to stay over night, and when the kids are 12?


Well the girls have started leaving, but he has 5 of his boyfriends spending the night.
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#4
that sounds like hell, but more importantly how can you have a party with 2 friends
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that sounds like hell, but more importantly how can you have a party with 2 friends


We were just hanging out. We walked around my neighborhood screaming SOAD lyrics at passing cars.
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#10
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All you have to do is ask one of them to go to bed with you. You're older, so "hot" by default at that age.


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#11
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We were just hanging out. We walked around my neighborhood screaming SOAD lyrics at passing cars.

That is by far one of the dumbest activites you could ever do...

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Well the girls have started leaving, but he has 5 of his boyfriends spending the night.

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We were just hanging out. We walked around my neighborhood screaming SOAD lyrics at passing cars.

i can see why the chicks were with your brother and not you :O
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#13
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who are showing off their guitar "skills" (Iron Man and Smoke on the Water) to their slutty girlfriends

Hey, we all started somewhere. I remember impressing the ladies with Enter Sandman and Nothing Else Matters many years before I discovered prog and found out what REAL music was.
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#14
I wish chicks were sluts when I was 12-13.
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#16
Were they touching your guitar?!
I'd kill-a-bitch if people were touching my guitar.
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Were they touching your guitar?!
I'd kill-a-bitch if people were touching my guitar.


No he was playing on his Strat through my old MG.

Poor, poor Strat...
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#20
Better yet, get pictures of him having a sleepover with five "boyfriends" and blackmail him.


My mom sometimes calls a friend of mine a "boyfriend", I thought that's because girls call each other girlfriends. Maybe you're gay.
#23
just shut their asses up with a solo or make something up off a scale next time.

or break the guitar. it could really work either way i guess.
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#24
Wait 'till they're asleep.
At 12 years old, it shouldn't be too hard to scare them.
Whatever you do to scare them, you should film.
Then show the 12 year old sluts how scared your brother and his friends can get. They'll all be single after that, and you and your two mates can scream SOAD lyrics to passing cars to your hearts content.
#25
Take to the little tackers with a hose whilst they're sleeping...wait...what are you doing...put that back in your pants!
#26
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We were just hanging out. We walked around my neighborhood screaming SOAD lyrics at passing cars.

lame
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#27
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think about it.




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#28
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lame



yeah, i think the neighborhood would hear better than people in cars.
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#29
no, it would still be lame. but you're right. not a lot going on through there heads.
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#30
Piss on them while they sleep, or while they sleep put their hands on eachothers crotches
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#31
or videotape their gay sex, get arrested, and yell SOAD lyrics at other prisoners, then get raped for having child ornography. fool proof, fool proof i tell ya!
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#32
Yeah, my brothers friends are douche bags, too.
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#34
seems like YOU are just as much, if not more, of a douchebag as they are. SOAD Lyrics? screaming? disturbing passing cars? two friends?

Get a ****ing life dude. No doubt there were people in your neighbourhood thinking "those stupid ****ing teenagers"


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Were they touching your guitar?!
I'd kill-a-bitch if people were touching my guitar.

I see what you did there :O
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#36
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You better not be implying Hannah Montana is a slut

..by all means, feel free to say her music is terrible, i am inclined to agree.

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#37
oh yeah, just to say i did. in a ****ing heartbeat, literally.
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#38
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seems like YOU are just as much, if not more, of a douchebag as they are. SOAD Lyrics? screaming? disturbing passing cars? two friends?

Get a ****ing life dude. No doubt there were people in your neighbourhood thinking "those stupid ****ing teenagers"


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Hey I don't like SOAD that much, but they have weird lyrics that are fun to scream anyway.

I invited more people, but they couldn't come because of some sports tournament out of town and going on spring break vacation.
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#39
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Hey I don't like SOAD that much, but they have weird lyrics that are fun to scream anyway.

I invited more people, but they couldn't come because they think I suck.

fixed
#40
Okay. What do you want us to do about it?
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