#1
I've masturbated to this twice within the past 2 hours and my meat hammer is still raging. I mean I've flicked this choade for a good 45 minutes today and its still throbbin'.



What should I do?
#4
just keep masturbating


if it's up, it's ready to go


it's just a waste if you don't


think about all those people unable to masturbate because they don't have a penis


it's like half of the world that doesn't

how do you feel about them?
#6
Castration is the only option now.
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#9
betcha thats him and he's jacking off to his own picture
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#11
Quote by Snorglorf
just keep masturbating


if it's up, it's ready to go


it's just a waste if you don't


think about all those people unable to masturbate because they don't have a penis


it's like half of the world that doesn't

how do you feel about them?


girls can masturbate too you fool
#12
Oh Jeesus spread on a cracker, I just came and my blood sausage discharged nothing but air... And I still have a fuckin' hardon!
#14
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girls can masturbate too you fool



what!!!!!!!!

are you serious!!!!!!!!!
#16
You flicked it? You must be hung like a jelly bean.
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#17
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You flicked it? You must be hung like a jelly bean.


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#18
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girls can masturbate too you fool

pics or it didn't happen.
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#19
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You flicked it? You must be hung like a jelly bean.

is that a good thing or a bad thing?
#21
uggh such an emo fag
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#26
I must say i reckon hes pretty delicious. but i didnt touch myself over it
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#27
Oh Man We Need The ****ing Pear Oh Lord We Need The Pear
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#28
Quote by CheekanWofls
I've masturbated to this twice within the past 2 hours and my meat hammer is still raging. I mean I've flicked this choade for a good 45 minutes today and its still throbbin'.



What should I do?

ha! ok, now seriously... whose profile is that from?
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#30
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Oh Man We Need The ****ing Pear Oh Lord We Need The Pear


NO WE DON'T!
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