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#1
There's a **** i want to kick **** out of, but he's a tank to say the least. 6' 6, built like a brick **** house and has agressive tendencies. My question is, what would be the best martial art or w/e to learn, so i can kick the **** out of him?

This is just a possiblity I'm considering.
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#6
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Violence, never necessary.


For the most part, I agree but this **** doesn't understand anything else.

He's a grade A ****-stick.
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the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#8
just make peace man fights are never necessary... be the bigger man (not literally cause he sounds pretty big). but yea im big and built im normally the goliath not the david.

i suggest hit and run tactics... like kick him in the shin and F'ing book it. like don't stop running till your a mile away.
#9
lol
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the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#10
A gun would help


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#11
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The ancient lost art of Peace.

its sad that peace is dead


have fun getting ur ass kicked TS
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#14
just cause hes big doesnt mean hes tough.. and if ur that small, put him in a sleeperhold from the back until he passes out
#15
wanna explain what this guy did that was so bad?

i cant really see any justice in violence unless hes done something really bad like hurting ppl or animals
#17
pay someone to kick his ass
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#18
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I suggest this, a link I just plundered from another thread.
I knew that was going to happen.

Do you need a martial art? Just crack him over the head with something.
#20
If he is as big as you say he is and he is also a decent fighter you are probably gonna need friends.
#21
what did this guy do?
if you just dont like him, i hope you get the **** kicked out of you.
if he actually did something wrong then he MIGHT deserve it.
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#22
here's an idea...you could be a man and walk away. violence really isn't the answer...
#23
Baseball bats. and cheap guitars. bashed over his head.
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Martial Arts won't help here. You won't turn into Bruce Lee over a period of 48 hours.


Whhhaaahh???

Thanx for the heads-up, dude.
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the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#28
If your first thought is to go on line to a guitar forum for "ass kicking lessons" you are doomed whether it's Mini me or Goliath you're going after.
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#31
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TS ever gonna say what this guy did?


Treats my sister like ****. Makes her life a misery through emotional mind-games and intimidaton. Prevents my mother from seeing her grand daughter. Enough reason?
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the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#32
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The ancient lost art of Peace.

That's for pussies.
#33
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If your first thought is to go on line to a guitar forum for "ass kicking lessons" you are doomed whether it's Mini me or Goliath you're going after.


good point. but i dont care.
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the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#34
FALCON PUNCH!!!

But for reals, own him with your brain.
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#35
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Treats my sister like ****. Makes her life a misery through emotional mind-games and intimidaton. Prevents my mother from seeing her grand daughter. Enough reason?

wait is she going out with him or sumthing?

im not fully getting the situation

but a restraining order is usually effective
#36
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Treats my sister like ****. Makes her life a misery through emotional mind-games and intimidaton. Prevents my mother from seeing her grand daughter. Enough reason?

how old are you??


i dont know but what about the police?
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#38
Muay Thai dude. Combines boxing techniques, elbows, knees (as well as clinch techniques), and really powerful, useful kicks. Lots of sparring, lots of cardio work and even more body weight exercises. You'll definitely be able to kick major ass if you get good at MT, trust me.

Or boxing is great too. An amateur boxer with a few months experience will easily take out an untrained fool. Have you ever watched untrained people fight, say on youtube or whatever? They throw pathetic right haymakers, don't keep their hands up, etc. With boxing or Muay Thai, you'll realize how easy it is to counter such fighter and destroy your opponent.

Don't bother with traditional Japanese and Korean martial arts. Over here you'll just find that they are taught poorly. Judo is ok, but if you want to "kick someone's ass", I wouldn't say throwing them around is the best way to do it. Plus Judo is taught in a way that IMO is not good for fighting. Boxing and MT have proper sparring, where you test your skills against a live fighter who resists and fights back, except not at full force...and that's the best way to get good at fighting.

I also take Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, but that's largely because I love mixed martial arts. If you want to be a complete fighter, Muay Thai + BJJ is the way to go.
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#39
pull a knife..no joke just pull it out to show you have it then wait for a swing h=if he has one swing you are justified to use it as self defence...hell u could shoot him but it would hardly seem worth it...thank god for stupid law...i mean self defence....yay....
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#40
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Treats my sister like ****. Makes her life a misery through emotional mind-games and intimidaton. Prevents my mother from seeing her grand daughter. Enough reason?
Your sisters' husband?

I'll reiterate - if it comes to blows, just smash his fucking face with some hard, heavy object. Don't fight honorably, either.
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