#1
a stalker broke into your house? i personally would chase him around the house with my pants arund my ankles, hand on my dick, peeing on him while screaming in german. how about you?
#3
why would a stalker want to break into my house?
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#5
grab the nearest potential weapon and sneak around. Try and get to the kitchen and grab a knife.
#6
I would follow him home and steal my possessions back
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#7
depends on the stalker and his/her intentions ^_^
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#8
Don't you think he'd be pretty happy if you "attacked" him like that? Doesn't it just make his job a whole lot easier?
#10
Quote by fob12
Don't you think he'd be pretty happy if you "attacked" him like that? Doesn't it just make his job a whole lot easier?


woud YOU be happy if someone chased you and they were peeing on you?
#12
Quote by moonhawk
woud YOU be happy if someone chased you and they were peeing on you?

It'll only last for so long, and a real smart stalker would've shot him dead or at least disabled him way before any of that started taking place. Not to mention, pee on him back, among other things.
#13
Is the stalker hot?
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#15
Quote by fob12
It'll only last for so long, and a real smart stalker would've shot him dead or at least disabled him way before any of that started taking place. Not to mention, pee on him back, among other things.


....has this happened to you before?

edit: its a stalker..of course it isnt hot...
#16
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Why does everyone assume that the stalker would be male?

Because if it was a girl, she'd be the one getting stalked.
#18
Chase them out of the house then stalk them.
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#19
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....has this happened to you before?

edit: its a stalker..of course it isnt hot...

Not yet, and if he's hot or not depends on what she thinks. What did Dinky think about that guy in Red Eye?
#20
Depends on whether or not the stalker is an Asian girl or not.
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#21
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Depends on whether or not the stalker is an Asian girl or not.


Heh, rings a bell. An Asian girl did stalk me once.

Well, an Asian girl with a penis. But all the same...
#22
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Heh, rings a bell. An Asian girl did stalk me once.

Well, an Asian girl with a penis. But all the same...

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SO if Janne and Alexi did a gay porn, would I be the only one willing to buy it?

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#24
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Not yet, and if he's hot or not depends on what she thinks. What did Dinky think about that guy in Red Eye?


the fact that u said "not yet" disturbs me...
#25
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the fact that u said "not yet" disturbs me...

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