#6
Dear God, do you actually answer prayers?

Yes, but only in a way indistinguishable from random luck or the result of your own efforts.
#7
i read that for a dramatic reading in my speech class at school, and not one person laughed. which made me look even dumber since i had to stop at one point from laughing so hard.
#8
Quote by frottage
i read that for a dramatic reading in my speech class at school, and not one person laughed. which made me look even dumber since i had to stop at one point from laughing so hard.

Not everyone can be as awesome as us I'm afraid.
#9
lmao! I love the bits where they dragged the motorcycle and John really fast. rofl!
#11
Gaming thread.
Bands to see before I die:
Iron Maiden
Foo Fighters
Megadeth
Reel Big Fish
Rush
Streetlight Manifesto

Gear:
Epi LP Standard
Washburn Strat
Line 6 Spider (Yes, I know it's bad)

GAS:
Ibanez RG3570Z
Digitech Whammy
#12
The second one was funnier IMO.
Quote by blackenedktulu
CFH82, I love you. I didn't laugh, but my god, I love you.

Quote by Zero-Hartman
Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

Quote by WyvernOmega
I saw a penis.

last.fm
#13
These are quite possibly the funniest things Ive seen on the fooking Internet, great post!
Quote by Robbie n strat
In the changing rooms we'd all jump around so our dicks and balls bounced all over the place, which we found hilarious.



Little children should be felt, not heard.
#16
My personal favorite would be at 03:27

"THERE WERE NO BIRDS SINGING AND THE PANTS WERE DEAD"

#18
seen it before.
LOVE IT!
Quote by Machanix
We play guitar.... we're automatically on top of the world.

Life Is A Lemon And I Want My Money Back!

A Wasted Youth
Is Better By Far
Than A Wise And Productive Old Age

Good Girls Go To Heaven, But The Bad Girls Go Everywhere!