#1
Hi Pit, I need some advice...

My best friend's girlfriend is insane.
Yet, he sticks with her.

What could possibly be the motivation for him staying?

She's not very smart and the sex is boring.

So what could it be guys?
#4
Yeah, I'm curious how you know how well the sex is...?

So you've got a Yoko? I say talk to you're friend about her...calmly.
#5
Maybe he just sees something you don't. Their relationship, so leave it to be that way. Don't interfere.
#6
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#7
she used to be mine.


COME ONE. I can't believe nobody said it.
My style is impetuous.
My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious.
I want your heart.
I want to eat your children.

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#8
Quote by spikormikor13
You've had sex with your best friend's girlfriend?



When I read the thread title, I was initially just going to come in and tell him to sex her, but I can see that that will change nothing
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Give him a handjob.

He'll realize how much better you are, and come running to you.

#9
She can't be insane if the sex is boring.

Crazy women are crazy in bed.

Throw her my way, I enjoy it.
When you saw me sleeping
thought I was dreaming
of you...


I didn't tell you
That the only dream
Is Valium for me
#10
uh oh, somebody's jealous!

just because hes spending time with other people doesnt mean he loves you any less.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#11
Quote by spikormikor13
You've had sex with your best friend's girlfriend?

No. He told me it's boring. In a very sincere way, actually.
"You know dude, I hate to say it... but sex gets boring..."
#12
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she used to be mine.


COME ONE. I can't believe nobody said it.

I was coming here to say exactly that
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#15
Also, am I the only one coming in here thinking about The Cars?

When you saw me sleeping
thought I was dreaming
of you...


I didn't tell you
That the only dream
Is Valium for me
#16
Quote by FlyingFuc!<
No. He told me it's boring. In a very sincere way, actually.
"You know dude, I hate to say it... but sex gets boring..."

He should change it up a bit. Try something new.

He still seems to like her if he's with her. The grass is always greener.

-SD
#17
Sex with insane girls is never boring. Sounds like you're jealous but he won't leave her for you.

Quit interfering and get your own life!
#18
It's hard to sound mature when you're talking about negative things, but
she has general anxiety and is on anti-depressants (effexor).
So she's actually crazy, not just my opinion. But a doctor's opinion.
#19
Quote by Td_Nights
She can't be insane if the sex is boring.

Crazy women are crazy in bed.

Throw her my way, I enjoy it.


god I love the pit
#20
Quote by FlyingFuc!<
It's hard to sound mature when you're talking about negative things, but
she has general anxiety and is on anti-depressants (effexor).
So she's actually crazy, not just my opinion. But a doctor's opinion.

Anxiety =/= crazy. GTFO you prejudiced asshole.
#21
Quote by smb
Anxiety =/= crazy. GTFO you prejudiced asshole.

jeez, someone missed their SSRI's today.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#24
"My friends got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch,
He tells me everyday."

I got that in my head when I read this thread.
(Rhyme!)
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#25
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It's funny 'coz it's true

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I have no opinion on this matter.
#26
Quote by t3gan
"My friends got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch,
He tells me everyday."

I got that in my head when I read this thread.
(Rhyme!)

haha yeah that's exactly what i was thinking.

he even tried dumping her in october
and she went suicidal. I really hope he's not sticking around because of that.
that would suck. being trapped in ****ty relationship to save a life.
she's even cheated on him! i still don't get it...
#27
Quote by SilentDeftone
He should change it up a bit. Try something new.

He still seems to like her if he's with her. The grass is always greener.

-SD



Float the idea of a threesome perhaps??
#28
Your friend might be turning gay like the guy in the last thread i read.
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#30
'Cause she's my best friend's girl!

All I want it *insert FlyingFuc!<'s best friends name here* girl!

Question: What do I do.

Answer: Nothing. It's his relationship. You need to gtfo (of their relationship).
When the music's over, turn out the lights.


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#32
Sex gets boring after a while, no matter who the girl is.

At the end of the day, it's just sticking your body part into someone else's slightly warmer body part.