#1
I'm home alone and my toilet's acting weird. Do I just put the plunger in and just keep going up and down? When do I know when to stop?
#3
Put the plunger in the water slowly, trying to keep it full of air.

Put it over the hole where your shit goes.

Act as if you are giving a handjob.
#4
Unless it's blocked there's nothing using a plunger is going to achieve
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#5
Lmao. Best thread title ever. But yeah, what they said. =P
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#6
more like yanking the ****, he'll accomplish nothing just sliding his hands on that vaccumed pole
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Do I just put the "plunger" in and just keep going up and down? When do I know when to stop?


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#9
Quote by synpet713192
Put the plunger in the water slowly, trying to keep it full of air.

Put it over the hole where your shit goes.

Act as if you are giving a handjob.

Give it a handjob!
#10
^haha i knew someone would do that (edit: this was meant to go to guitar_dan, though it also applies to the handjob comments)

thanks guys, my toilet's back to normal now.
#11
i think TS is having trouble with his girlfriend....
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
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#13
haha

Seriously, I've known how to use a plunger since I was like 3 years old. You push the thing up and down until the toilet flushes again.
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
#15
I assume plunger is code for penis, and you're currently trying to give someone a handjob.

It's pretty self explanatory, just do to them what you'd want someone to do to your wiener. And when the time comes, you'll know when to stop.

EDIT: I also understand you may be trying to figure out how to use your own penis. Yes, you COULD just put it in, and go up and down... that could work. Again, when the time comes, you'll know when to stop.