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#1
what are some witty or good last words of someone?


wow, that was horribly worded, but you catch my drift, right?
Quote by Jackintehbox
Pedophilia all the way man. Go for it.

Quote by deathbat831
hahaha i thought you wrote Philidelphia all the way, i was like yeah philidelphias cool i spose

Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
I'm always too embarrassed to buy condoms. Saran wrap is cheaper, anyway.
#2
I am not afraid to keep on living
I am not afraid to walk this world aloooone
#4
"By the way I screwed your mum in the pooper"

Those'd probably be your last words if you said them to someone.
#5
"Watch this."
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#7
Keith Moon when refused to join Led Zeppelin and told Jimmy Page, "this project will sink like a lead balloon.
Quote by LPDave
and my mom then told me to masturbate more.

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Big burly men grunting without shirts on pretty much summed up my childhood.

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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do more look like?
#8
"Okay, I won't." - Elvis Presley (after responding to his girlfriend telling him not to fall asleep in the bathroom.)
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#11
Franz Kafka said to his doctor...
"Kill me now or you're a murderer".
If you read his work, you would understand that these words are so befitting for him.
#12
Quote by shut_up_n00b
Keith Moon when refused to join Led Zeppelin and told Jimmy Page, "this project will sink like a lead zeppelin.

Wasn't it lead zeppelin, hence how they got their name?
#13
"No, it'll be easy"
UG POKER!
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TL;DR: Saw a girl at Wal-Mart, she started feeling me up, I jizzed in my pants.

Shit, I'm so pathetic.

[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']I agree, tone does sound better the closer your genitals are to the ground.

Crabcore?

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#17
Quote by freedoms_stain
Wasn't it lead zeppelin, hence how they got their name?
Yeah. And IIRC, Jimmy Page told his manager, not Keith Moon, that he was starting a new band, and he was thinking about calling it "The New Yardbirds." His manager then told him "That'll fly like a lead zeppelin."
#18
Quote by P-Bass Pirate
"No, it'll be easy"


hahah! that's what happened to me with my sprained ankles.

Nah, it'll be easy. Jumps. Ah ****TTTTTTTT.
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#20
"Go on, get out - last words are for fools who haven't said enough."
That's Karl Marx. He told that to his housekeeper who came to him to write down his last words.
#22
i already made this thread
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Well I don't know about solos but how about that Smoke on the Water riff. It's like...impossible.


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#23
Quote by Jacob6293
i already made this thread



you know what? after the first few posts i started to remember the thread before. sorry for duplicating.
Quote by Jackintehbox
Pedophilia all the way man. Go for it.

Quote by deathbat831
hahaha i thought you wrote Philidelphia all the way, i was like yeah philidelphias cool i spose

Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
I'm always too embarrassed to buy condoms. Saran wrap is cheaper, anyway.
#26
Quote by AAAAAAAAAARGH
Stingrays are completely harmless.

not nice! still kinda funny though, lol.
#27
"Yippy Kiyay mother f**kers"
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Go to a friend and say "what the difference between soda and your soda?............(pause).............sperm!" Then you start masturbating furiously into their can


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#28
man-eating is really more of an expression, right?
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#30
pull my finger
"Where the Beatles wanted to hold your hand, the Stones wanted to fuck your sister or daughter"

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#32
"I got to laugh, 'cause I know I'm gonna die"
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long hair is cool mate

haircuts are for people in concentration camp
#33
"what could possibly go wrong?"
Quote by Machanix
We play guitar.... we're automatically on top of the world.

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A Wasted Youth
Is Better By Far
Than A Wise And Productive Old Age

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#34
Quote by clay pots
you know what? after the first few posts i started to remember the thread before. sorry for duplicating.

no prob, it's old anyway
Quote by NGD1313
Well I don't know about solos but how about that Smoke on the Water riff. It's like...impossible.


THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE

I'm Jake. I'm a musician, philosopher, and exhibitionist.
#35
not exactly last words, but in animal house theres a scene where one of the guys is alone and gets jumped by a bunch of guys. before the beat him, he counts them up and says "you guys might want to call backup"
#37
"*()&*^&(&%%&^&^%$%"

Albert Einstein's last words. He said them in German, his nurse didn't speak German, he died before he could repeat them in English to a German speaker.
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#39
Quote by black007hawk2
A redneck's last words.

I think that'd be more along the lines of "Mawwwww, get mah shotgurn, i'm a goin' fishun'."
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#40
I only regret I have but one life to lsoe for my country.


America's first spy FTW
-histry fag-
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If we did tune using the 5th fret on the G string it'd be a C. At the moment it goes G B which stands for George Bush. So obviously GB doesn't want you to C the truth! To the conspiracy cave!
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