#1
And they are taking me to another planet!!!!!!


Well not really. I'm stuck in a motel room in Hartford Connecticut. With my puritanical "fun will send you to hell boss" Anyone from Hartford area know anyplace to go and listen to some live music out by the airport?
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And they are taking me to another planet!!!!!!


Well not really. I'm stuck in a motel room in Hartford Connecticut. With my puritanical "fun will send you to hell boss" Anyone from Hartford area know anyplace to go and listen to some live music out by the airport?

You're a weird old man.

That is all.
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You're a weird old man.

That is all.

Well that's better than making no impression at all.
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#5
ur in hartford man, if nothings going on at the civic center, theres NOTHING happening.

im only 5 minutes away tho =)

go look for the candy cane shaped building, thats where my mom works lol
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ur in hartford man, if nothings going on at the civic center, theres NOTHING happening.

im only 5 minutes away tho =)

go look for the candy cane shaped building, thats where my mom works lol

Is she hot?
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Well that's better than making no impression at all.

Dude, I don't think you'll ever, ever, need to worry about that.
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Is she hot?

that would depend, how do u feel about women who wiegh 240ish pounds?


if u go to the south end weed is pretty easy to find just so u know.....
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Dude, I don't think you'll ever, ever, need to worry about that.

I'm still waiting for my check btw. Don't think I've forgotten.
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that would depend, how do u feel about women who wiegh 240ish pounds?


if u go to the south end weed is pretty easy to find just so u know.....

If she's 8ft tall cool. Hook me up.
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If she's 8ft tall cool. Hook me up.

ha shes shorter than me, prob 5'2"

go catch a movie or get out of that room and do something, there are bars everywere in hartford
#12
Hanging in bars really ain't me. If there was a place around that had live music - local stuff -
I would go but just going out to drink ain't my thing.
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I'm still waiting for my check btw. Don't think I've forgotten.

I think you've confused me with someone else.
#14
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Hanging in bars really ain't me. If there was a place around that had live music - local stuff -
I would go but just going out to drink ain't my thing.

srry man the music scene here in ct sux entirely, im sure u can tell by now exactly why im leaving for college
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No I haven't. You volunteered to pay my social security.

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srry man the music scene here in ct sux entirely, im sure u can tell by now exactly why im leaving for college

You have to be kidding. Or unaware. Oh well I was just taking a shot that maybe someone could steer me somewhere with a little local knowledge. Time to search the paper.
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You have to be kidding. Or unaware. Oh well I was just taking a shot that maybe someone could steer me somewhere with a little local knowledge. Time to search the paper.

as far as im aware (and i have a mother and sister working in the local radio biz so they would no if theres any clubs were ppl can jam or sumthing) there really arent any places with a music actually in hartford, unless a club happens to be having an open mic night or sumthing
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as far as im aware (and i have a mother and sister working in the local radio biz so they would no if theres any clubs were ppl can jam or sumthing) there really arent any places with a music actually in hartford, unless a club happens to be having an open mic night or sumthing

Wow. I think I see a business opportunity. I was talking to the girl at the desk earlier today and she couldn't think of any place local that had live music. I just assumed she was an idiot. Now I feel bad. The local paper (The Republican) has nothing in it.
Goddam I have been taken to an alien planet. Help get me the fuck outta here.
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Flight home tomorrow at nine. Just got a 12 pack. Will sit here annoy my boss and listen to the end of the Pitt - Georgetown game.
Go Pitt!!!!
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And they are taking me to another planet!!!!!!


Well not really. I'm stuck in a motel room in Hartford Connecticut. With my puritanical "fun will send you to hell boss" Anyone from Hartford area know anyplace to go and listen to some live music out by the airport?

i live In CT. check out the Dodge music center or whatever the hell its called, they have lots of concerts there. thats where i went to ozzfest
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srry man the music scene here in ct sux entirely, im sure u can tell by now exactly why im leaving for college

yea u got that right, all screamo and emo and ****core. The only good thing to come around here is ozzfest. im goin to college in california where theres thrash and punk.
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#23
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i live In CT. check out the Dodge music center or whatever the hell its called, they have lots of concerts there. thats where i went to ozzfest

I was just interested in seeing if there were any bars or clubs with any local bands. If there are they don't advertise.
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Or I can sit here and watch basketball and drink beer. And troll the pit.
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oh btw jackal, the local newspaper would be The Hartford Courant, ive never even heard of the republican

hartford sucks doesnt it?
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oh btw jackal, the local newspaper would be The Hartford Courant, ive never even heard of the republican

hartford sucks doesnt it?

Was less than impressed with your "Thou shall not smoke" laws.
I wonder if they'll issue a warrant for my arrest for smoking in my hotel room.
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#28
we have no smoking laws here? ****, u mean like in restaurants and bars right?

smoke all you want in ur hotel room im pretty sure its just for public indoor places
#29
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we have no smoking laws here? ****, u mean like in restaurants and bars right?

smoke all you want in ur hotel room im pretty sure its just for public indoor places

I was informed by the hotel mgt that the state of Ct has banned smoking indoors in all public places including hotels/motels. So what does this mean to me in my room? Not a damn thing.
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#31
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dude, jackal hasnt been around in CT for like a month, and the websters alright, IF a good band goes, which is rarely
#32
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You're 3 weeks too late man. I am home now. But next time I get stuck in Hartford I'll be sure to look for the Webster.
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