#1
Mates ex girlfriend

Texting me

Way out of my league.

carry on? or waste of money?

a simple yes or no should do.
#3
yes, that stuff usually leads to makeout/**** session anyways
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#6
nah man
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#7
Maybe shes desperate right now. Keep texting.
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yes or no should do

There are two questions. Yes you should carry on, or Yes, it's a waste of money. See?

On topic, I vote you should carry on. Lots of guys tend to think that girls are out of their league when they really aren't. But hell, what do I know about dating?


Nothing, that's what.
#9
yes.
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#10
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what is she saying?

Fairly crucial point. If she's bitching about a curry she had last night, don't waste the money.
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what is she saying?


pretty much flirty crap I can see through, this girl is absoultly a god. but I think shes like that with everyone lol
#15
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Is she fair ground? I.E. Would your mate be alright with it?

it's good if he doesn't really find out/you don't flaunt it. Also, how much $ per txt?
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#16
If shes hot and seems interested try and go for it unless its costing too much....go for it until you get sick of it basically.
#17
stop wasting your time.

unless shes making obvious moves, dont bother.
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Textsex.

And also,



image here is applicable to all things in life, but it might be a revenge hook-up / **** thing here. if your mate says you can take her on, go ahead, but definitely ask him.... call too
dont take any guff from these bastards man

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#20
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Give him a handjob

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#21
Stick it in her!!
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#22
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Is she fair ground? I.E. Would your mate be alright with it?


No I dont think he'd be ok with it, not even gonna tell him I kno who she is...
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Stick it in her!!


If it was that simple I would, but im on base -1
#24
then that is your answer. if he isnt okay with it, just dont even bother.
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#25
... Stick it in her!!

Just go for it. Jumping bases makes things a hell of a lot easier
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then that is your answer. if he isnt okay with it, just dont even bother.


Yeah agreed, I shall call her a bitch or something girls don't like that, should ends things premature.

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#27
Thats the spirit!! (i think)...
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#28
yea

even if it doesnt go anywhere conversation is nice
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#29
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yea

even if it doesnt go anywhere conversation is nice


Yeah thats a good point, not everything has to end in me trying to have sex. I'll just be nice, and a friend, that'll work. maybe.
#30
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yea

even if it doesnt go anywhere conversation is nice

Yeah, if you want to be friends. Next you'll be wearing a dress and discussing how hot that guy in the next row is.

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Yeah, if you want to be friends. Next you'll be wearing a dress and discussing how hot that guy in the next row is.

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so being friends with a girl makes you efeminate now? if thats a word.... feminine would be better

im friends with tons of girls and im not wearing dresses........
its not like to talk to her there needs to be a need for romance/sex there. maybe he can just be a nice person and talk back for the conversation...?
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so being friends with a girl makes you efeminate now? if thats a word.... feminine would be better

im friends with tons of girls and im not wearing dresses........
its not like to talk to her there needs to be a need for romance/sex there. maybe he can just be a nice person and talk back for the conversation...?

Settling for just being friends with a girl you're attracted to is like kicking yourself in the balls. I'd say it's rather effeminate, since it demonstrates a lack of courage and confidence to go for what you want.

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