#1
I just got back from the frickin' funniest night with my friends. We were losing it, and one the guys said: "Have you ever laughed so hard your go-nads hurt?" Which made us laugh more, which caused our go-nads to hurt. Has this ever happened to you? God, that was funny!
#2
Have you ever gone so insane...

that you became SANE?
My style is impetuous.
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I want to eat your children.

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#3
Have you ever walked through a room but it was more like the room passed around you?
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#4
I've never laughed.
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#5
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Have you ever walked through a room but it was more like the room passed around you?


Yes.
Who dat?
#7
no, but sometimes at concerts my testicles start hurting. That's when I know it's too loud.
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#8
Have you ever lived so long you died?

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#9
Quote by Kensai
Have you ever walked through a room but it was more like the room passed around you?

Yes, last night when I was so drunk gravity did most of the movement for me.
#10
Have you ever felt your nostrils vibrate individually?
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go eat a hermanpherdite.
#12
Quote by Kensai
Have you ever walked through a room but it was more like the room passed around you?



like there was a leash around my neck that pulled me through to tell you the truth...........


w00t, go the offspring
#13
Quote by archenemy_no.1
Okay, so what, this has turned into a: Have you ever...? thread?

Isn't the point of this thread to ask good questions?
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go eat a hermanpherdite.
#14
Quote by jthm_guitarist
Have you ever lived so long you died?


well.. there was this one time...
#15
Most likely...

HAVE YOU EVER...


(Someone finish that, I can't think at the moment)

EDIT: To OP's second post.
I hope it's cold, everyday, where you are.
#16
Quote by sSyLc
Isn't the point of this thread to ask good questions?


Well.......... yeah, it is now, everybody, have a go. I think my friend still funniest one though, although Have you ever lived so long... was funny too.
#17
have u ever taken a dump so big ur pants fit better? i know im stealing that but i have done that before
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#18
have you ever had an orgasm so great, you cried happy tears? that just happened to me. best feeling in the world
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#19
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Have you ever gone so insane...

that you became SANE?


hahahaha

win!
#20
Quote by orion284
have you ever had an orgasm so great, you cried happy tears? that just happened to me. best feeling in the world


Wow well, um, hopefully you did not have an orgasm from this thread, or I've been creeped out..... ALOT.

Edit: Have you ever gone from porn, to UG?
#21
Okay so I guess that last one wasn't funny. Ummmmmmmmmmm, okay try this one: Have you ever laugh so hard you farted?
#22
@ Archenemy no.1

No.

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#24
Quote by Kensai
Have you ever walked through a room but it was more like the room passed around you?



Kudos for offspring lyrics

back to topic: no, and im pretty glad about it too :|
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#25
have you ever been so drunk that you feel sober.


i have
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