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#1
Jack Off Jill -aka- Screwy in Saint Louey.

(It's now officially March 16th in Missouri)
You've been with us on UG for just over a year now,
And another milestone has been reached.
Your 20th birthday!
You're one of the most enjoyable UGers in The Pit.
You occasionally make threads,
but you always make threads awesome!


Happy Birthday, Cory!



I got you a couple of lighters. One for everyday:



And one for special occasions:



They'll come in handy for lighting up your Marlboros Camels or whatever.
And if you ever decide to quit your job at the gas station,
you could leave a "lasting impression". lol




I wonder if anyone will bring cake?
Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
Last edited by SomeoneYouKnew at Mar 16, 2008,
#5
Do I get Bugs Bunny, too or just his flowers? Either way, I'm happy. THANK YOU SYK. Though, I smoke Camels because they don't taste as bad, and because I like the the hidden man with the penis on the box.

to everyone.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#7
Happy birthday. Celebrate with hookers.
The Set Up
1- Bc.Rich Nj Series Best w/Emgs
2-Ibanez v-blade, custom snakeskin
3-Fender Stratocaster
4-1986 Charvel Model 5
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MXR Phase 90
BBE Sonic Maximizer
Dunlop crybaby original
#8
hey! my name is Cory too!
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#10
I got you a very Aussie, very manly, a very "milf", if you will, Crocodile Dundee, cause I know you love him oh so much;




Happy Birthday Babe. Deff one of the best UGer's out there.

P.S. 20 is old.
Oh, and I'm gunna be preachy and say you shouldn't smoke.
Quote by metacarpi
t3gan? Coming to the UK?

*smooths mair and straightens shirt*

Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
t3gan and Bec > Tegan and Sara.
Last edited by t3gan at Mar 16, 2008,
#11


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Yeah, I thought you would like it...
"There are millions of people in the world, and none of those people are an extra. They're all leads in their own stories."
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#12
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Do I get Bugs Bunny, too or just his flowers? Either way, I'm happy. THANK YOU SYK. Though, I smoke Camels because they don't taste as bad, and because I like the the hidden man with the penis on the box.

to everyone.
1 - You get Bugs, but only for the day.

2 - *fixed*

3 - I'd post a pic, but I don't want to be accused of posting pr0n. lol

Quote by lateraluspiral
hey! my name is Cory too!
Happy Birthday to you too, whenever that is.


lol @ Bec's "the other white meat"


Now that bloodsugar and t3gan are here we can ...

Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
Last edited by SomeoneYouKnew at Mar 16, 2008,
#13
JOJ, I present to you my body. You can sodomize me as you please. And as a bonus, you get to dress up as a Cowboy, Bronson to be specific.
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#14
Nappy Birthday!

Why Nappy? Becuase that's what it said on my dad's birthday cake. Which was yesterday.
#15
Quote by darkstar2466
JOJ, I present to you my body. You can sodomize me as you please. And as a bonus, you get to dress up as a Cowboy, Bronson to be specific.

The question is, are you gunna dress as a clown for him?

SYK, ifly. You're such a cool, funny guy...or girl... No one knows...
>.>
<.<
Quote by metacarpi
t3gan? Coming to the UK?

*smooths mair and straightens shirt*

Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
t3gan and Bec > Tegan and Sara.
#16
Quote by t3gan
I got you a very Aussie, very manly, a very "milf", if you will, Crocodile Dundee, cause I know you love him oh so much;




Happy Birthday Babe. Deff one of the best UGer's out there.

P.S. 20 is old.
Oh, and I'm gunna be preachy and say you shouldn't smoke.

Thank you, it's much better than what that no good Myself101 got me, the bastard. Though, recently I have started to appreciate some Radiohead songs. Twenty is somewhat old, but I look like I'm still 14. The smoking is the only thing that lets people know I'm not 14. But the point of this post is: We could get away with it, t3gan.. No one seeing us walk down the steets would ask any questions.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#19
Quote by t3gan
SYK, ifly. You're such a cool, funny guy...or girl... No one knows...
>.>
<.<
Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#20
Quote by Jack Off Jill
But the point of this post is: We could get away with it, t3gan.. No one seeing us walk down the steets would ask any questions.

Oh, fuck yes.



Edit: I'd just like to point out that I read that in the most seductive voice.
Quote by metacarpi
t3gan? Coming to the UK?

*smooths mair and straightens shirt*

Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
t3gan and Bec > Tegan and Sara.
Last edited by t3gan at Mar 16, 2008,
#22
I got you

the first 3 things that pop up in google when you type in JOJ





happy birthday, you are one of the few UGers I'd actually miss if they left.

*BUYS A ROUND FOR THE WHOLE THREAD*


oh and what the hell, you can have your way with me if you like

Last.Fm

“If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.”
― Terry Pratchett

qft...



Jeremy Clarkson is a knob.
Last edited by Carswell98 at Mar 16, 2008,
#23
Quote by drunkinkoala
YAY!

I got you a hooker

What the fuck is that thing between her legs? Is that her stomach? Between this and the Weepinbell, I hope someone gets me condoms and lubrication.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#24
That's definitely a Victreebell, the victree being yours in tapping that!
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#26
^ Niiiiiiice!


Carswell98

You owe me for windex and paper towels for my computer screen.
... and a new cup of coffee!
Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#27
Quote by Jack Off Jill
What the fuck is that thing between her legs? Is that her stomach? Between this and the Weepinbell, I hope someone gets me condoms and lubrication.

Don't worry, the grease from her stomach wipes against her vagina causing it to be constantly lubricated.
#28
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
^ Niiiiiiice!


Carswell98

You owe me for windex and paper towels for my computer screen.
... and a new cup of coffee!




sorry SYK, all I have is gin right now.
Last.Fm

“If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.”
― Terry Pratchett

qft...



Jeremy Clarkson is a knob.
#29
Quote by bloodsugar

It's time to get out or short skirts and long jackets.


Am I doing it right?

And regarding that comment you just left on my page, I figured I get you another sexy lumberjack. The gifts just keep on coming, don't they?

Quote by metacarpi
t3gan? Coming to the UK?

*smooths mair and straightens shirt*

Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
t3gan and Bec > Tegan and Sara.
Last edited by t3gan at Mar 16, 2008,
#31
Dinner, retrobution? How did you know I haven't eaten tonight?



OOOH! A LUMBEJACK!!! THE COOLEST THING SINCE FRIGGIN' WEREWOLVES!!
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#32
teh pony is lovely! i r jealous.

Quote by Carswell98


sorry SYK, all I have is gin right now.
If it's Cold Gin, I'll take it!


Quote by t3gan
Am I doing it right?
yeppers!
Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
Last edited by SomeoneYouKnew at Mar 16, 2008,
#33
JOJ, here is my present to you. Enjoy him as you please:

Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#34
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
teh pony is lovely! i r jealous.

If it's Cold Gin, I'll take it!


yeppers!

SYK got me a phail! I wish there was a High Five emoticon.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#36
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew


If it's Cold Gin, I'll take it!


I keep my Tanqueray in the Freezer
Last.Fm

“If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.”
― Terry Pratchett

qft...



Jeremy Clarkson is a knob.
#37
Quote by bloodsugar
Turg, I'm definetly the one on the far left.
With mah blonde hair and chest tattoos.

...

irl'd.
I'm definetly the lumberjack then.

Edit:
And don't call me Turg on here. Please.
-_-
Quote by metacarpi
t3gan? Coming to the UK?

*smooths mair and straightens shirt*

Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
t3gan and Bec > Tegan and Sara.
#38
Turg?

Tanqueray + freezer = Cold gin!

Quote by Jack Off Jill
SYK got me a phail! I wish there was a High Five emoticon.


Sorry man, no high five. How about a high one?


Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#40
Aww, fine then.
Reject my invitation of short skirts and long jackets.

Haha. Turg. Tegan. Whatev.
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