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#1
UPDATE! check below
check this out: i was at a birthday party yesterday with my new gf (16), she's not really my type, into hip hop and whatever, but she was hot and seemed halfway decent. since i wasn't looking for a major relationship anyway (moving away in 5 months) i didn't want something i'd miss a whole bunch. yeah, i know, i'm an asshole, but check this out:

so we were at her friend's birthday party, and were supposed to bring some cds with cool music. i burned led zepplin, jethro tull and some dredg onto a CD. well her friends were all keen on meeting me, but were kinda disapproving my long hair, and said i'd look better with shorter hair (i don't)
anyway, so the party started, they were playing either blink 182 or hiphop the whole time, they told me to put in my cd, so i did. it was getting late, and people were kinda mellowing down, so i thought i'd put on something upbeat (hungover on a tuesday by dredg) anyway, everyone instantly yelled at me to put on something less "metal", so i put on "battle of evermore" from Zeppelin. as soon as plant started singing, everyone looked at me with a "wtf" look, including my gf.
i took out the cd, and they put back their music on.
anyway, after the party i went home and got an SMS from that girl, saying we couldn't see each other anymore, that all of her friends hated me and thought i was creepy and weird, and she said if she knew that i was into satanic and weird music she probably wouldn't have started dating me in the first place.

i laughed my ass off and went home.

so tell me, what should i answer her? anybody have similar breakups in the past?

EDIT:

Quote by shut_up_n00b
Text her some gibberish that sounds like a satanic curse.


this is awesome, i'm so doing this. come on, help me think of some evil sounding words i could text her... some kind of curse or something



EDIT UPDATE!


so i texted her "lol", followed by "Vacca foeda in Satanas Totum dependeat" 6 times.

she answered:

"omg lev me alon u weirdo i have new bf now he's like 5'11 and totally ripped he'll kick ur ass if u text me agen! ur really frekey, youll never get another gf ever agen u weirdo"

her "totally" ripped bf is this guy who weighs about 69 kg (i weigh about 93 kg, and i'm not fat) who i used to play soccer with. he looks like he has muscles because he's so thin and you can see every vein... i pity him, he really doesn't know what he's getting into..

maybe i should warn him, he's into punk rock
i only know they're together because they have a new picture of each other kssing on the German equivalent of Myspace.
Last edited by CoreysMonster at Mar 17, 2008,
#2
LOL. That's funny.

I was once kicked out of a store for playing the solo of stairway. Pretty lame imo.

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#3
Hehehe, that's a pretty good story. Led Zeppelin satanic.. hehehe..
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#5
Rape her...and her friends.
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#6

Take your guitar to her house and melt her face off.
Or ignore her. It's up to you.

You crazy Satanist.
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#7
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I was once kicked out of a store for playing the solo of stairway. Pretty lame imo.


Nah, you don't play Stairway in music shops

You should have put on some Bloodbath after they told you to turn that satanic **** off.
#8
She probably didnt really like you that much anyway.

But seriously, who puts in Led Zeppelin at a party? When im at a party i like hearing things that are danceable, which pretty much 90% of my music isnt.

Well, whatever, everyones got their own opinion
#9
Doesn't get much shallower than that

Any girl who doesn't like the zep isn't worth it.
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#10
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text back saying simply 'lol'

+1
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#11
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text back saying simply 'lol'

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#12
dude its so worth it
you dont need a girl who doesnt like atleast one Led Zeppelin
in the words of jack white
i dont trust a person who doesnt like Led Zeppelin
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#13
actually know, kill her friends and laugh at her, then chain her to the middle of a pentacle and start playing cradle of filth
#15
The bitch obviously wasn't looking for something serious either, or she would've been more understanding of the music you like. As for text ideas... sorry, I can't think of any.
#17
If you ever get a chance to do this again get some Nile/Gorgoroth/Cannibal Corpse etc... and play it for the lulz on full volume.
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#18
lmao!
dude send her one back that says 'at least my friends arent egomaniacs, who cant live with someone elses music for three minutes. and ya know what? if your gonna dump me over a SMS and not to my face. im glad this happened. have a good life with your egotrip. oh and one other thing, tell your mom thanks.'
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#19
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She probably didnt really like you that much anyway.

But seriously, who puts in Led Zeppelin at a party? When im at a party i like hearing things that are danceable, which pretty much 90% of my music isnt.

Well, whatever, everyones got their own opinion



that's okay, i didn't really like her that much either, save for her looks.

and who DOESN'T put on Led Zeppelin at a party?
#21
Goddamn I hate this "satanist" bull**** by non-musicians. My dad asked me if girls with black eye liner, black hair, and a bunch of gothic, satanic people were going to be at a Dream Theater concert that I was going to. DREAM THEATER!!!!!
#23
Text her back like "I LOVE SATAN!"

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#24
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Rape her...and her friends.


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#26
Yea i was at a sweet sixteen last night nd i asked them to play some zeppelin. They started playing the ocean and every sat down nd they stopped playing it at about a minute into it.
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#27
'Yeah well, you could lose a couple of pounds anyway'


...On second thoughts, stick with the 'lol', that was too bitchy ://
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#28
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lmao!
dude send her one back that says 'at least my friends arent egomaniacs, who cant live with someone elses music for three minutes. and ya know what? if your gonna dump me over a SMS and not to my face. im glad this happened. have a good life with your egotrip. oh and one other thing, tell your mom thanks.'

or text back..."lol"

And TS, maybe im not satanic enough to put Led Zep at a party
#29
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get a boombox and stand outside of her window as if you're begging for her back like a little emo kid.

Then turn on Led Zeppelin and laugh.



actually that's quite a cool idea

only i think i'll use Nile instead, probably more appropriate
#31
Text back saying:

"OK, I am sorry about what happened. Please give me one more chance.
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If you come with me, you can start a better life."
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#32
+2 to the lol
that or call her, put the phone on speaker and play some slayer or something, than call her a bitch and hang up
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#34
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or text back..."lol"

And TS, maybe im not satanic enough to put Led Zep at a party



obviously not, you are not 3\/1L enough!

and i think i'm gonna go with "lol"
#35
i bet they were listening to house or techno stuff.

to quote someone famous, "The minute people start agreeing with me, I start to doubt whether I am right".

and you should find some ways to "terrorize" her with Led Zeppelin, like call her up and put a screaming Robert Plant on the line, or install a hidden surround sound system around her house and blast "Whole Lotta Love" at 2 in the morning.
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#36
How big of an amp do you have? Cause if you have like 100 or even 50 watts tube, you should take it over there and start blasting some Led Zeppelin at full volume. That'll show em'.
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#37
I agree with HER <sarcastic> jimmy page is of a sloppy player at times. but otherwise thats a funny story
#39
Quote by Flipaningage
actually know, kill her friends and laugh at her, then chain her to the middle of a pentacle and start playing cradle of filth


Seriously, is Cradle of Filth the most satanic band you could think of?

You probably think Sum 41 are death metal.
#40
Quote by donkeypunch09
dude its so worth it
you dont need a girl who doesnt like atleast one Led Zeppelin
in the words of jack white
i dont trust a person who doesnt like Led Zeppelin



exactly the quote that came to my mind.

Definately just say 'lol' at her. that'd be crushing :p
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your speaker is not broken in?

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