#1
Hello pit, just wondering if anyone knew any wicked ways to fix a stomach ache, I've practically finished a box of panadol which can't be healthy, its about 3:30am and its so bad that Its impossible to sleep, any ideas?
#2
lol poor u
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#4
Have a dump.

No, The Pit won't give you instructions on how to wipe your arse either. That one's down to experimentation on your own behalf.
#5
Take a glass of water.

Put in sodium bicarbonate/baking powder (about a teaspoon).

Down it.
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#6
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Have a dump.

No, The Pit won't give you instructions on how to wipe your arse either. That one's down to experimentation on your own behalf.

It won't be a pleasant dump, but your stomach will feel better.
#7
Cut off your left foot.
Won't actually do anything for your stomach, but you sure as hell won't be worrying about THAT anymore.
#8
Well i took a dump before, almost popped a vain and didn't get much out, so didn't really fix it, keep the ideas coming people, I'm open to anything.
#9
Well thanks guys, Im going to try and get some sleep, goodnight.
#10
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#11
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Play twister with your family

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#12
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Have a dump.

No, The Pit won't give you instructions on how to wipe your arse either. That one's down to experimentation on your own behalf.

Actually there is a thread smoewhere here in the pit about how to wipe yourself...

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#13
Not that you guys care but turns out my stomach ache was acute appendicitis went to the gp Monday afternoon who sent me to the emergency room and i got the damned thing cut out Monday night. Got out this morning
#14
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Not that you guys care but turns out my stomach ache was acute appendicitis went to the gp Monday afternoon who sent me to the emergency room and i got the damned thing cut out Monday night. Got out this morning

Oh wow. Hope you feel better, dude.
#15
i had a really bad stomache ache once too that was causing me to throw up and I couldn't go to sleep. turned out it was acute pancreatitis so I kinda get what you were going through. Best of luck to you man.
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Actually there is a thread smoewhere here in the pit about how to wipe yourself...



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#18
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Not that you guys care but turns out my stomach ache was acute appendicitis went to the gp Monday afternoon who sent me to the emergency room and i got the damned thing cut out Monday night. Got out this morning

oh noes! I hope you feel better.
#19
lay on it.
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#20
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Not that you guys care but turns out my stomach ache was acute appendicitis went to the gp Monday afternoon who sent me to the emergency room and i got the damned thing cut out Monday night. Got out this morning

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