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#1
So basically, I started walking to school this year. On the way, I cut through a school that's grades 1-6. There's a group of girls at this school, they're all like 9 years old, and they all stalk me/want my wiener. They follow me to school, stand outside my house, etc. and I'm really considering calling the police.

These girls found me on facebook, somehow got my MSN, and they won't leave me alone. They're all like "omgomgomg i luv t pain wunna go out wid me lol", say they love me, all that junk. I'd be totally okay with this if they weren't so young, fat, ugly, annoying, etc... but they all fit that bill.

What does the pit advise that I do? Kill 'em, kill their parents, masturbate, or what? I really don't wanna bring the police into this unless it gets serious.
#7
You should be proud, man.

I was going to suggest going to their parents, but they might get the wrong idea.
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#10
To COMPLETELY avoid them on my way to school, I'd have to leave 5 minutes earlier. They don't only annoy me on my way to school... they show up at my house all the time. (No idea how they found out where I live)

And I don't look 9, they know I'm older.
#11
:/ Well then, just tell them that you have cooties and they should leave you alone.
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#12
Go meet with them, listen patiently to their drivel, and then call it like you see it, and tell them that they are fat, ugly, young etc. and tell them to f*** off.
#15
Ask them what you'll have to do to get rid of them, and perhaps make a deal?
#17
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']Stop looking like someone their age?
Said the one who told me nerd cuz i'm 15..
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#19
Option 1: tell them to leave u alone
Option 2: trip wires at your house
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#20
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By a gang of nine y/o girls.




I crack up everytime I see that picture~

but just shout at them really loud 'GO AWAY!!!!!!'
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#21
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What does the pit advise that I do? Kill 'em, kill their parents, masturbate, or what

i like how you put "masturbation" next to the "killing people" options, lol.
#23
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Well they ARE nine, they would be nice and tight, go for it!

hahaha what he said
#25
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i like how you put "masturbation" next to the "killing people" options, lol.

yeah it has sumthing necrophilistic lol.
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i do it a lot. ill be playin somethin and i forget to close my mouth... sometimes its really bad, slobber everywhere. i goes mostly over the neck, on the higher frets, and its really hard to get out from under the strings.
#26
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']Huh?


TS, just ignore them.

I really wanna do something hilarious... like... pooping on their faces while they're passed out.

But more original.
#27
Fap.

Actually, something similar happened to me at school recently. A group of 7th and 8th graders walked up to me and asked me if they could take a picture of my butt. I said "Are you kidding?" and walked away, but they still did it. They also constantly ask my friend if they can make out with him. Slutty middle schoolers at our school...

....They're still kinda hot though.
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#28
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Fap.

Actually, something similar happened to me at school recently. A group of 7th and 8th graders walked up to me and asked me if they could take a picture of my butt.


There's a guy that's older than me at my school who does that.
#29
when you walk past them, pretend to be talking on your phone.
say something like:

"yeah, there is this gang of girls following me. If they keep stalking me tomorrow, I will see myself forced to 'drastic measures' "
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#31
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']Huh?


TS, just ignore them.
He has a habbit of saying things that make no sense.


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#33
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when you walk past them, pretend to be talking on your phone.
say something like:

"yeah, there is this gang of girls following me. If they keep stalking me tomorrow, I will see myself forced to 'drastic measures' "

Thats not creative enough.

Instead of drastic measures, say something like...

"I will have to slice them open with my JAWS OF BEEF!! LOLOLOLOLOL!! *cough* Otters *cough*"
#34
im being stalked to. i called a chick named BIGTITS in a chatrooms for phone sex and it ended up being a guy. now he won't stop calling me.

i don't know what to do for you though. knife? p90?
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#37
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He has a habbit of saying things that make no sense.


READ MY SIG

Sorry my parents are scared of this, too
Quote by _-=Ali C=-_
i do it a lot. ill be playin somethin and i forget to close my mouth... sometimes its really bad, slobber everywhere. i goes mostly over the neck, on the higher frets, and its really hard to get out from under the strings.
#38
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Poke them with something sharp


:stickpoke ?
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Boss RC-2 Loop
Korg Pandora
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#39
get a sniper airsoft gun and shoot AT them but don't actually hit them, just to scare them off.

They won't go to your house again.
#40
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he said 'fat'...

Like that changes anything, i'd still go for it


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