#1
"confucious say: man who stands on toilet is high on the pot"

"confucious say: man who eat jelly bean fart in Technicolor"

"confucious say: man who scratch asshole shall not bite fingernails"

"confucious say: man who lives in glass house should change in basement"


anymore?


fake edit: "lulz confooshus sai; m@n wh0 m@k3z teh stoopud thr3dz ar3 g@y!"

there, its over with, stfu
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Last edited by ~G{}{}BER~ at Mar 16, 2008,
#4
"confucious say:Man who eat many prunes get good run for money."
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#7
Man got to bed with itchy arse, man wake up with smelly finger.
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#8
"Confucius say: Crowded elevator smell different to midget."
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#10
Quote by mr freezy
Man got to bed with itchy arse, man wake up with smelly finger.

Damn beat me to it hahaha.
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#11
"Confucius say: Man who run in front of car get tired"
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#12
I KNEW THERE WAS MORE!! i just laughed my ass off! seriosly... my ass is on the floor next to me!!
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#13
"Never hit a man when he's down...... kick him it's much easier"
#15
Quote by Reds3031
"Confucius say: Crowded elevator smell different to midget."


#17
Quote by broady15
"Confucius say: Man who run in front of car get tired"

"Man who run behind car get exhausted"
#19
"Confucious say: man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day".
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#22
Confuctious says: Man who run behind car get exhausted

EDIT: Beaten to it ='[
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Get him into blues. Lyrical depth-not so much. But it is groovy and it is black people's music so if he doesn't enjoy then he is not a true black person.

#24
"Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."
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#25
Confucious say "baseball wrong; man with four balls cannot walk"
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