#3
That if you play the 5th fret on your low E-string, it sounds the same as the A-string.

Pffff I didn't know I was that nasty, but yeah.
I just need about $3.50
(<X.X)O=('.'Q)

I'm the motherflippin'
#5
TS's mother...

<.<

>.>
SCALD
Quote by Phill-Rock
That, or being absolutely broke - though you always find money for cigarettes, then end up even more broke.

so true ^.
_______________
Quote by k1ng_pooh
what in the name of satanus is a bass?

Quote by smb
I think it's a type of fish.


PM me for GP5
#7
Simon Cowell?
Hull City A.F.C

Quote by Thrashtastic15
crunkym toy diuckl;ess ass ****igkjn ****** **** bitch ass pussy ****er douchecanoe ****** **** you s omn cnt you lieet le biutch
#8
I'm afraid I would get banned if I were to say.
O O O O O O O O O O
O O O O O O O O O O
O O O O O O O O O O
O O O O O O O O O O
O O O O O O O O O O
O O O O O O O O O O
O O O O O O O O O O
O O O O O O O O O O
O O O O O O O O O O
O O O O O O O O O O
O O O O O O O O O O
#9
the TS
Ted: [Whispering to Bill] Your stepmom is cute.
Bill: Shut up, Ted.
Ted: Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen?
Bill: Shut up, Ted!
#10
To ensure my spot in Hell I'm going to rape a Nun... anally.
"Ultimate"-Guitar is the worst website on the internet. Polluted with unintelligent mongoloids.
#11
Quote by Crimson Ghost
the TS


wow, you are one twisted person
there was no need to go that far
Quote by Mr. La Fritz
"all fatties report to the gym!"


Quote by mosh_face

music should only sound like a train running into a wall of BC riches plugged into line 6 spiders
#13
a dude walks into a bar and gets his intestines riped out of him by a zombie and the zombie eats them

im very, very lame