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#1
Come on, what do you think the best excuses/reasons to get drunk are?


My only excuse is "i feel like waking up in the afternoon"
#4
"well i've bought the beer now... I can't take it back and it's a shame to let it go to waste."
#5
I used to get a mail from somewhere evry week that had a list of musicians birthdays/deaths for the week. I regularly used "it's <insert musician here>'s birthday, lets have many drinks in his honour", or "<insert musician here> died on this day. let us honour their memory with beer".
#6
getting dumped
was more of a celebration for me, i went on the pull that night
I'm a Fire, and I'll Burn.Burn.Burn.
#10
I make up birthdays so my parents wont give me earach about going out.. i just say its a mates b-day have to go...

there so ****ing gullible...
#11
I get drunk so I can muster up some courage to insult the emo kids on Habbo Hotel.

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#12
You're depressed,
You're an alcoholic
You feel like it
Hull City A.F.C

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#13
To celebrate staying sober for so long.
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#14
Odin demands I drink this.

I must apease the gods.
SCALD
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That, or being absolutely broke - though you always find money for cigarettes, then end up even more broke.

so true ^.
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what in the name of satanus is a bass?

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I think it's a type of fish.


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#15
'... beer ... ' ---> ' ... cold beer ...' ---> drink
I just need about $3.50
(<X.X)O=('.'Q)

I'm the motherflippin'
#19
i dont know about you........ but it's st. patricks day here............. i expect 2 see drunken ppl in lectures an so on....... who am i to leave them in that state on their lonesome......... drinking will help me to help them fit in............. or something like that i dont know what.........
#20
"**** my life"

thats my excuse when i need one...
And we will send you to whatever God you wish...
#21
st patricks day...
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"all fatties report to the gym!"


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music should only sound like a train running into a wall of BC riches plugged into line 6 spiders
#24
Happy Sunday!!
Some people wait a lifetime, some simply accept...

...Some of us crash land, some of us eject...

...Some restore the blood flow, some just let it go and bleed...

...Some of us obsess, some move on to something new
#25
because you know your cool when.....
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ExiledSoul, you have just won the Best UG Liar award. Thanks for participating with your incredible dumbassery and lies.


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I have a turd with a carrot stuck in it. Its the GREATEST pet ever, makes quite the mess though.
#27
Quote by MetalMusicianAl
to make a girl more attractive. beer googles ftw

There is a google for drunk people now!?
#28
I'm more rock'n'roll than you, which is why I'm knocking back JD and throwing chairs at people, while you are on facebook listening to queen.
VENUSIAN
FB SC BC TW
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A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#31
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I'm more rock'n'roll than you, which is why I'm knocking back JD and throwing chairs at people, while you are on facebook listening to queen.

Win.


I love that one.
#33
Quote by wiggyisgreat
Bloody hell.

Do you really need an excuse?

And who cares?


.


This is like asking for an excuse to eat dinner.
Friends, applaud the comedy is over.


I'd dance with you but...


#34
Takes the edge away of being sat browsing the pit as it's full of probably around 80+% of creepy and/or desparate males.

Orrrr, you know, because I want to.
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#36
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
Takes the edge away of being sat browsing the pit as it's full of probably around 80+% of creepy and/or desparate males.

Orrrr, you know, because I want to.

I meet both the criteria, so... how you doin'?
#37
I'm thirsty
#38
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
Takes the edge away of being sat browsing the pit as it's full of probably around 80+% of creepy and/or desparate males.

Orrrr, you know, because I want to.


I can take your edge away!

*high-five*
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#39
Quote by maccas666
I meet both the criteria, so... how you doin'?


Hi XD


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I can take your edge away!

*high-five*


W... wait what?

Again sir?

Deary me I seem to have acquired a bint.

~Bint Get~


/poor reference
Quote by SteveHouse
Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#40
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss

W... wait what?

Again sir?

Deary me I seem to have acquired a bint.

~Bint Get~


/poor reference




Stop confusing the todd.
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