#1
does your girl like paintin your nails?
cause sometimes when i wake up from a nap or something i find that mine paints my nails. Currently they are dark blue
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#2
She's a lezzer, and only with you because it'll fool people.

And you have a small penis, so you're almost like a girl.
#3


Maybe she has an OCD?

And no... it's never happened to me. I've woken up without my beard plenty of times, though.
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#9
my gf likes straightenning my hair... neve painted my nails. put eyeliner on me once or twice but never my nails O_o
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#11
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She does know that you're her boyfriend right?

im only sleeping her
might be ocd
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#13
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You should shave her moustache for the lulz.
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#14
My gf puts dresses and sunhats on me while i'm asleep.


lol jk..............................................................I don't have a gf
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#16
no, but she tries to put make up on me for any reason she can think of...

kind of odd, really
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#17
luckily i dont get make up just the nails.
its embarrassing using nail polish remover
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#18
Sometimes my ex would use to tease or straighten my hair, put some make up me on me.......I might have a pic somewhere......

EDIT: found it
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#19
Mine didn't, but she also never painted her nails, so. but while we were playin halo last night at my house, one guy fell asleep and his girlfriend started painting his toenails...

we were all kind of like "wtf?" and then kept quiet.
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#21
my gf painted my face like a cat when i was a sleep
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#22
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my gf painted my face like a cat when i was a sleep


Well, at least you got some pussy.

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#24
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You guys got it lucky!

I get my eyebrows plucked cause she hates them! I get my cuticles of my fingers pushed right up and it bloody hurts! She also insists on doing my hair for me if we are going out.

It's all good though. I love her

damn, thats weird as hell
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#25
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You guys got it lucky!

I get my eyebrows plucked cause she hates them! I get my cuticles of my fingers pushed right up and it bloody hurts! She also insists on doing my hair for me if we are going out.

It's all good though. I love her

mine complains cause i wont let her pluck mine. my male friends let her thouhg and she tries to use that against me. no thanks guys.
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#26
no. no she does not. sometimes she undresses me whilst i sleep though.
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#27
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Maybe she has an OCD?

And no... it's never happened to me. I've woken up without my beard plenty of times, though.
That's wierd, I've woken up with a beard.
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#28
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do you mean lol wut? noob

look whos talking feb 08'er u cnt call people n00bs until u've been here more than at least 2 months!
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#29
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look whos talking feb 08'er u cnt call people n00bs until u've been here more than at least 2 months!


Stfu. Seriously. He wasn't born in February, that's just when he joined these god forsaken forums.
#30
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no. no she does not. sometimes she undresses me whilst i sleep though.


that's right, keep thinking it was her
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#31
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That's wierd, I've woken up with a beard.





... wait... was it a brown, slightly dark redish beard?
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#32
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look whos talking feb 08'er u cnt call people n00bs until u've been here more than at least 2 months!



No one should be calling anyone a n00b, no matter how long they've been here. You're no better than him because you've been here longer, I've been here far longer than you and I couldn't care less...
#33
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look whos talking feb 08'er u cnt call people n00bs until u've been here more than at least 2 months!


Nor until you can type and speak English properly.

On-topic; my ex used to insist on tying up my hair (When it was semi-long but too short to tie up properly) into a kind of side-pony-tail and parading me around London with it
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#34
put a jockstrap on her while shes asleep.its kinky
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#35
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put a jockstrap on her while shes asleep.its kinky

might as well make a cod piece, that shoots sparks........at her f*ckin face!!! now that's what I call a rude awakening....

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#36
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Cut her head off when shes sleeping next time.


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+1


have sex more.

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#37
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might as well make a cod piece, that shoots sparks........at her f*ckin face!!! now that's what I call a rude awakening....

I see I am still sigged


just barely. ive seen some pretty sig-worthy stuff lately
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eddievh2, you are a genuis, and true man of action


damn right

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or else, how good are you at drawing penises?


lulz
#38
Nope. Worst i get is black head and pimple police.
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#39
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Nope. Worst i get is black head and pimple police.


I feel ya man.

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#40
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