#1
I was watching the news yesterday, they said, "Earlier today, two fifteen year old teenagers stole cell phones from two different people. They have been fined..."

What extremely insignificant events have made the news where you live?
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#2
Eh just a few rapes, gang violence, a little arson, oh and they rescued a kitty from a tree.
#4
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#5
Well, the front page of our town's newspaper was about marmite one day. I kid you not.

The next day it was about some dinner ladies.

The next day it was about cannibalism.

See a link anywhere?
#6
Well, my local newspaper is so dull, i keep expecting to see the headline "local man surprised by change in weather".
Although a few years ago, they did run a story on someone who was 'almost mugged' in the area.
#7
While it's a national crisis when Britney Spears cuts her hair. Trust me, the US owns the world in crap stories; Spears is kind of understandable, but some of the stuff...
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I was watching the news yesterday, they said, "Earlier today, two fifteen year old teenagers stole cell phones from two different people. They have been fined..."

What extremely insignificant events have made the news where you live?


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#9
"Chesapeake Bay Crab population up 15% from last year"


or was it down....
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#10
hmm...

i know there musta been something

im sick of hearing about them triyn to put casinos here. its not really stupid but i see absolutely no reaosn why they CANT put one here


there was a story we saw in histroy about a i think 17 month old girl ro some **** like that that could read. and they were like "i makes her different, is gonna be hard on her". no it wont. theyll ubmp her up a grade and everything will be fine. if eing able to read makes you different then society is ****ed
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#11
getting down our murder rate...
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#12
haha i saw that too
edmonton is pretty bad for that
you see much worse crimes than you hear about on the news
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Well, the front page of our town's newspaper was about marmite one day. I kid you not.

The next day it was about some dinner ladies.

The next day it was about cannibalism.

See a link anywhere?


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my thoughts.

+1.

uhhhhm...let's see, someone streaking made the front page, whereas five bomb threats in a row at the high school barely made the police report.
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#16
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fifteen year old teenagers?!?!?!

yeah... that's what they said... The news announcers seem to be really stupid here...
sup?
#17
we got faaaaar too much drugs and organized crime here in venezuela to care about littel things...

the last page its always something like "18 killed"... like if it was just a insignificant event...