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#1
Why do you do stuff like this:
Quote by atla18
my gf likes straightenning my hair... neve painted my nails. put eyeliner on me once or twice but never my nails O_o


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no, but she tries to put make up on me for any reason she can think of...

kind of odd, really


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You guys got it lucky!

I get my eyebrows plucked cause she hates them! I get my cuticles of my fingers pushed right up and it bloody hurts! She also insists on doing my hair for me if we are going out.

It's all good though. I love her


Quote by Shayne777
my gf painted my face like a cat when i was a sleep
Without spiritual mentoring, too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay
- Prince
#4
It's a power thing really. They like to be in control.
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#6
Because women hate men. Never forget this.
They're jealous that we can write our names in the snow, and not ever have babies.
#7
I have 2 questions

Why do girls constantly f*** us boys about and treat us like an accessory?

And why do girls only go for boys that they KNOW will use them for sex, and then moan that they got used and moan that there are no nice boys left?

I'm 16 and don't understand.
#8
Cause they want you to look like a girl too, because they're all lesbians.
ಥ_ಥ
#9
Quote by Tyranus-3121
Why do you do stuff like this:

zomgz i got quoted


that is all
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If we did tune using the 5th fret on the G string it'd be a C. At the moment it goes G B which stands for George Bush. So obviously GB doesn't want you to C the truth! To the conspiracy cave!
#10
Quote by Kensai
It's a power thing really. They like to be in control.


well put
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"all fatties report to the gym!"


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#11
To be fair, my hair looked pretty awesome after it was straightened.
The blue nails thing though... Nah.
They do it for teh lulz.
#12
i love how a bunch of guys responded to a "question for GIRLS thread"
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OMG

eddievh2, you are a genuis, and true man of action


damn right

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or else, how good are you at drawing penises?


lulz
#14
Quote by MH400
I have 2 questions

Why do girls constantly f*** us boys about and treat us like an accessory?

And why do girls only go for boys that they KNOW will use them for sex, and then moan that they got used and moan that there are no nice boys left?

I'm 16 and don't understand.


im confused also
#15
Quote by eddievh2
i love how a bunch of guys responded to a "question for GIRLS thread"

there are no girls on the internet
Quote by wannabe jesus
If we did tune using the 5th fret on the G string it'd be a C. At the moment it goes G B which stands for George Bush. So obviously GB doesn't want you to C the truth! To the conspiracy cave!
#16
There are no girls on the internets. none of them! not even one internet.
sup?
#19
Quote by *Juno*
Because they let you put your dick inside them


**** off and stop making retarded threads



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cock n balls
#21
I get my black heads popped. Even when i think i am rid of them all using face washes and whatever scrubs i can find, she still manages to find that one right on you chest or face where it freaken hurts.

I don't know why they do it, i guess they think that if they let us have sex with them then that entitles them to do whatever they want to us. Ofcourse, they enjoy sex just as much as us, but they just don't think we know that
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Listen to this guy, he's australian. If there are any people out there who know how to handle women it's australians.
#22
Why do guys write on each others faces with sharpie when they fall asleep?

For the lawlzzz
It all makes sense
We're capable of beauty
Through sounds that make on cringe
The dogs only hear us now

#23
I'd find it hilarious if some day every guy on earth took up celibacy for a month.....watch em squirm without the sperm!! (sorry that was terrible, I'll get my coat)
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#25
For the lulz.

And because if you let us get away with that we know you're more of a pussy than a man and we know to get rid of you sooner.
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#26
Yes, i do like turning prosthetic limbs into objects of pleasure,
calling all my friends over & putting it use.

...because all women are lesbians
Can you see your days blighted by darkness?
Is it true you beat your fists on the floor?
Stuck in a world of isolation
While the ivy grows over the door
#27
Quote by Chadicus
I don't know why they do it, i guess they think that if they let us have sex with them then that entitles them to do whatever they want to us. Ofcourse, they enjoy sex just as much as us, but they just don't think we know that

I think so too.
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my mum is a retard
#28
Quote by MH400
I have 2 questions

Why do girls constantly f*** us boys about and treat us like an accessory?

And why do girls only go for boys that they KNOW will use them for sex, and then moan that they got used and moan that there are no nice boys left?

I'm 16 and don't understand.

Cause our bodies are built to have sex, reproduce, be fruitful, etc...
They go with what they want to do naturally.
Then they grow up
#29
I didn't mean have sex with us, i meant like dump us for no good reason, dump us as soon as they get bored etc

Things like

"We're better off as mates"

"I do love you, but as a friend"


P*sses me off
#30
They have phun doing it, leave em alone.
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Floppydick


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#31
Why not.. they like to have fun?

^
He's laughing at YOU.
You better click that bastard.



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#32
Quote by MakeItWitChu
Why not.. they like to have fun?


Phun^!!
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Floppydick


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#33
They're testing you to see how much control they have over you.

All of the quoted guys failed the test, because the girl succeeded in emasculating him. Except perhaps the second.

-SD
#34
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because

we can



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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#36
Because they like to play with your balls-

After they've cut them off your body and robbed you of all your manliness and selfrespect
#37
Quote by Tyranus-3121
Why do you do stuff like this:

If my girlfriend painted my face like a cat id pounce on her if you know what i mean oh wait...... i dont have a girlfriend
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#38
lawl i pluked some preppy guys eyebrows once.

with Andres though I dont do anything like that he already straightens his hair, puts on eyeliner and paints his nails.
#39
Girls just wanna have fuuuh unnnnn.
Ohhhhh girls, they wanna have fuh uuun.

...


#40
Quote by MH400
I have 2 questions

Why do girls constantly f*** us boys about and treat us like an accessory?



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