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#1
Title explains it all. I'm gonna have to say "Elitist Death Squad" by Year of Desolation, because we are all such hessians lol
#3
Master's Apprentices - Opeth
because we are all apprentices to the masters of the metal
R.I.P. Charles Michael "Evil Chuck" Schuldiner
B. May 13 1967 - D. December 13 2001

Quote by eggsandham2
cuz ppl hate how power metal they are cuz they think its "gay" or w.e, which is immature and dirogitory
#4
SYL - You Suck.
Dyer's Eve is awesome, and has an abnormally large penis, which doesn't act as any hinderance to his everyday life despite its freakishly large size.
For unrivaled obedience, user King_ofKumbucha is awarded this spot of honor.
#5
Quote by Slaytanic1993
Master's Apprentices - Opeth
because we are all apprentices to the masters of the metal


True.
#6
Well, everyone seems to think we cum blood for some reason...
Quote by AvengedThrice
Rengori, I hereby name you GOD. Bow down fuckers.
Quote by Vittu0666
Quote by ShredtoBed
SO if Janne and Alexi did a gay porn, would I be the only one willing to buy it?

That's a dumb question, you know everyone in here would buy it too. I know I would!

Search for Artefact.
#7
Quote by dead-fish
SYL - You Suck.


agreed
Schecter C-1 EX Baritone Blackjack
Crate GFX-65
Peavy Bandit 112
Screaming Demon Wah
#8
Bloodbath - Eaten


ohhhh yeahhh.
The Kovenant of Terror, Marshal of the Legion of Metal.


Quote by GID (Shamrock)
Br00tal, Terror Kovenant=metal's king

#9
In seriousness,

To represent all real metalheads I would use the song Blood Brothers by Malevolent Creation.
The Kovenant of Terror, Marshal of the Legion of Metal.


Quote by GID (Shamrock)
Br00tal, Terror Kovenant=metal's king

#13
In An Excruciating Way Infested With Vermin And Violated By Executioners Who Practise Incendiarism And Desanctifying The Pious-Wormphlegm

It had to be done.

Either that or,

You Will Be Reincarnated As An Imperial Attack Space Turtle-Behold The Arctopus
Quote by Senor Kristian
Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
#14
Quote by unfathomable_bo
Equine Phallic Impalement by Crepitation

....who doesn't love horses?


As in stabbing a horse's penis?
R.I.P. Charles Michael "Evil Chuck" Schuldiner
B. May 13 1967 - D. December 13 2001

Quote by eggsandham2
cuz ppl hate how power metal they are cuz they think its "gay" or w.e, which is immature and dirogitory
#15
Conquer all - Behemoth


behemoth owns all.
90% of teens say they would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers about to fall off a skyscraper, if you're one of the 10% who would shout, "JUMP MUTHA*******", put this in your signature

My Last .fm page: http://www.last.fm/user/mcgelie
#17
Slayer - Disciple. GOD HATES US ALL!!! Classic eh
#18
Alcoholocaust - Behold...the Arctopus!

Seriously, all the metalheads I seem to meet are obsessed with drinking; apparently it's some sort of mark of being a true hessian. Beer = Metal?
R.I.P. My Signature. Lost to us in the great Signature Massacre of 2014.

Quote by Master Foo
“A man who mistakes secrets for knowledge is like a man who, seeking light, hugs a candle so closely that he smothers it and burns his hand.”


Album.
Legion.
#19
Quote by unfathomable_bo
As in being stabbed by a horse's penis


Not much better...


R.I.P. Charles Michael "Evil Chuck" Schuldiner
B. May 13 1967 - D. December 13 2001

Quote by eggsandham2
cuz ppl hate how power metal they are cuz they think its "gay" or w.e, which is immature and dirogitory
#21
Absu - Sword And Leather.


Duh.
Quote by Ultraussie
I want to try that while playing the opening riff to "Tempting Time".

0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


Quote by Ingested
burzum IS nazi. well, varg is.
#22
"Sean Bienvenidas A Nuestras Paradas, Duras Y Jugosas Vergas (erïtica Clitoridectomia Ataxxxia Hacia Una Intradermorreacion I Miosotis Con Osteolosis)"

by Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis.

IMO.
Get baked, study theory.

Quote by :-D
Why are you bringing Cm into this?
#23
"Defenders of the Faith" by Judas Priest
I like listening to Carcass while I rape and pillage.


well thats nice but im not homosexualy
#24
Quote by Instrumetal
"Sean Bienvenidas A Nuestras Paradas, Duras Y Jugosas Vergas (erïtica Clitoridectomia Ataxxxia Hacia Una Intradermorreacion I Miosotis Con Osteolosis)"

by Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis.

IMO.


/thread
#25
Quote by technicolour
Conquer all - Behemoth

DUH!

Dammit, you took mine.

At the Left Hand ov God by Behemoth lol, though I'm only speaking for those who actually are...
Bringing Sexy Back- Justin Timberlake
If you see me in the pit, know that I'm only there because the metal forum is moving slowly.
Quote by Sn^ke

i think nebarskan is a cool guy, eh wears a nile and doesnt afraid of anything


Quote by stanleybach
Aren't you proud to wear that Nile? You don't afraid of anything man!
#27
Brothers of metal - Manowar!
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#29
Testament-Absence of Light
or
Dark Angel-Darkness Descends
or
Death Angel-The Ultraviolence

all for metal as a genre

for metalheads:

Possessed-Evil Warriors
Overkill-Wrecking Crew
Amon Amarth-Army of Darkness

Quote by The Virtuoso
Yes, you sir win the internet!


Quote by saphrax
To put it crudely, every hole is a goal.


#30
Brothers of metal - Manowar
hatecrew deathroll - Children of Bodom
Gear:
Ibanez RG 350 DX Bk
Squier Bullet Strat
Les Paul Copy
Fender FM 15G
Fender Roc Pro 1000
Digitech RP 50
Arion Distortion
Behringer Hellbabe Wah
#31
Quote by ryda_jay_1991
Rattlehead - Megadeth
Whiplash - Metallica

Yeah? No?

****, in after whiplash.
#33
Quote by nebraskan
Dammit, you took mine.

At the Left Hand ov God by Behemoth lol, though I'm only speaking for those who actually are...
Bringing Sexy Back- Justin Timberlake

Like me....

edit: On both points
#34
the four horseman - metallica
metal militia - metallica
Professional Mixing available at request.

Everton FC
#35
Hell Patrol - Judas Priest
Quote by mcw00t
"so you mean if the father is sterile, the kid will be sterile too?"

Proof God exists and evolution is a lie:
Quote by elguitarrista3
the prove is u because u did n create urself and ur parents dindt and their parents didnt and so on and we are not monkeys peace

#37
Tankard - Need Money For a Beer
Quote by greety

Yes we also shot JFK and faked the moon landing here at the UG Metal Forum.
#38
Exodus - Bonded By Blood
Quote by Silent_Jester13
This is the biggest collection of ADD i've ever seen.
#39
Metallica-Metal Militia
or
Megadeth-Killing Is My Business...And Business Is Good!
Current situation:
Proud owner of Jackson JS30RR and Roland Cube 30X
#40
Quote by Yeah Dude
Tankard - Need Money For a Beer

Nice. Story of my life lol.
If you see me in the pit, know that I'm only there because the metal forum is moving slowly.
Quote by Sn^ke

i think nebarskan is a cool guy, eh wears a nile and doesnt afraid of anything


Quote by stanleybach
Aren't you proud to wear that Nile? You don't afraid of anything man!
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