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hey, so, i was in class one day, and our health teacher was telling us bout STDs, wait till marriage, blah blah blah, so anyways, the security officer was sittin in during our class(dont ask me why) and anyways he said 1/4 kids(maybe girls, im not sure) in middle or high school have at least one STD, so i said to my frend next to me"well ive never even kissed a girl so i know im good" cuz everyone suddenly started blurting out stuff like " o he has one" and "o god, do i have one" and stuff like dat, and this girl next to me hears me, and then goes "o god!!" and then after school i see her talking to this girl, and then she comes up to me and says"excuse me, i just peed my pants" cuz that class was my last period of the day, and thats obviously because ive never kissed a girl, so anyways, do girls really care bout that stuff? it seems stupid to me that anyone, boy or girl, would care about that
EDIT: okay, sorry i suck at typing, would a girl care if ive never kissed a girl?
Last edited by guitardude34875 at Mar 16, 2008,
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hey, so, i was in class one day, and our health teacher was telling us bout STDs, wait till marriage, blah blah blah, so anyways, the security officer was sittin in during our class(dont ask me why) and anyways he said 1/4 kids(maybe girls, im not sure) in middle or high school have at least one STD, so i said to my frend next to me"well ive never even kissed a girl so i know im good" cuz everyone suddenly started blurting out stuff like " o he has one" and "o god, do i have one" and stuff like dat, and this girl next to me hears me, and then goes "o god!!" and then after school i see her talking to this girl, and then she comes up to me and says"excuse me, i just peed my pants" cuz that class was my last period of the day, and thats obviously because ive never kissed a girl, so anyways, do girls really care bout that stuff? it seems stupid to me that anyone, boy or girl, would care about that


sorry i'm not fluent in retard
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You might want to clarify that dude 0.o


long story short, a girl laughed at me cuz ive never kissed a girl
#7
What?
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#9
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#10
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long story short, a girl laughed at me cuz ive never kissed a girl

How completely and utterly not shocking in the slightest

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1/4 lol

What a bull**** figure


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long story short, a girl laughed at me cuz ive never kissed a girl


So? They laugh at all kinds of weird things. Just call her pancakechest next time she laughs at you.
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and then after school i see her talking to this girl, and then she comes up to me and says"excuse me, i just peed my pants" cuz that class was my last period of the day, and thats obviously because ive never kissed a girl, so anyways, do girls really care bout that stuff? it seems stupid to me that anyone, boy or girl, would care about that
EDIT: okay, sorry i suck at typing, would a girl care if ive never kissed a girl?

WTF?

nice to see a 13 year old here.....
#19
the ****? Your original post made no sense

In before the AID's jokes as well

also it may not be 1/4 of people who have STD's but I bet over a 1/4 don't use a condom
#21
uh well if you've never kissed a girl, then you are a total failure as a human being and deserve to be executed by the most brutal methods possible.

but seriously TS, its not a big deal imo. i haven't either and i don't give a **** at this point.(I'm not gay either)
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#23
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long story short, a girl laughed at me cuz ive never kissed a girl

it depends on the girl dude, just chill =p
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#25
why the hell would she say she pee'd her pants nd if she did how old is she?:S But some girls may make fun if u didnt kiss a girl b4 ,others might not care
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why the hell would she say she pee'd her pants nd if she did how old is she?:S But some girls may make fun if u didnt kiss a girl b4 ,others might not care

yea i didnt get that at all either
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why the hell would she say she pee'd her pants nd if she did how old is she?:S But some girls may make fun if u didnt kiss a girl b4 ,others might not care


ya if they make fun of u, whip out ur wang and jiz on there faces
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ya if they make fun of u, whip out ur wang and jiz on there faces


ya i really dont think i could get h0rny and jiz quick enough, but good idea though!!!
#30
She is just being immature. Don't worry about it mate, she is either a slut or just very insecure about herself (as alot of people at school do), and therefore feels the need to laugh at you in front of her friends.
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#32
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Why would someone pee their pants because they heard someone had never kissed a girl?


apparently its sooo funny she peed her pants
#33
some girls are sluts and do care. the cool girls don't care whether you've kissed a girl or not.
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#35
haha you should laugh at her for peeing her pants!

And I heard that 1 in 4 American girls ages 14-19 has at least one STD.
And 1/2 of African American girls of the same age do.
#36
Doesn't matter. To be honest I think this is kind of in the same field of being a virgin and how they react. Whenever girls used to find out that I was one, not one of them laughed, they all thought it was great lol. They were all like "it's sweet of you to wait, I wish more guys did that" but really it's coz I'm an annoying bastard lol.
So yeah anyway, back to topic, if this girl laughs at you again just say "I ain't wasting my time talking to a fat chick" and casually walk off
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haha you should laugh at her for peeing her pants!

And I heard that 1 in 4 American girls ages 14-19 has at least one STD.
And 1/2 of African American girls of the same age do.

thats really ****ed up, and im not sure how much water that holds, seeing as the interview pool was roughly 1000 kids, in a friggin city
#38
its true
a study was just published that says
1/4 of SEXUALLY ACTIVE girls have an STD
and 1/2 of the black americans they tested did
YEAH DUDE
#39
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and then she comes up to me and says"excuse me, i just peed my pants"


WTF?
#40
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its true
a study was just published that says
1/4 of SEXUALLY ACTIVE girls have an STD
and 1/2 of the black americans they tested did

well that certainly limits the pool of people that applies to (or does it, seeing as middle schoolers are having sex now )

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