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What is something that I could dump on someone's car, that would make a make a big mess and be a pain to get off, but wouldn't ruin there paint job?
#8
whipped cream or shaving cream, i saw it on a juniors car as a senior prank, and then the next day i saw her car and it didnt ruin the finish
#9
Definitel some silly string....but make sure you do it early enough so that it has time to dry....and that brown stuff that you put in the toilet....Put that on there too.
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#10
Egg it
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EDIT: GODDAMNIT!!!

...why?

anyways, i'll have to agree with whoever said semen, just collect it over the next few weeks OR get your buddies to help out and put it all together
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#13
Beat off everyday for like a year and collect it in some jars. Then paint their car in semen and blow dry it. If there is enough left, do the mailbox, then the house.
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The blood of a virgin.
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#15
we poured maple syrup on some kids car and covered it with ceren wrap =) should get the job done
#17
eat $20 worth of taco bell, sit on the car for a few minutes with your pants off, and let nature run its course.
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#18
Rocks.
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#19
if your gonna be a dick then dont hold back, go the distance.
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#20
Wrap the car in barbed wire.
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#21
Maple syrup and bird seed


The syrup will hold the seed on it.

That way it will attract birds and they will cr@p all over it
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we poured maple syrup on some kids car and covered it with ceren wrap =) should get the job done

This is genius!

Just get tons of cling film/tin foil/saran wrap and wrap the middle of his car in it.

Use like 10 rolls, you'll need at least 1 other person to do it.

He won't be able to open his car until he gets it all off.
#26
Break fluid. oh wait. you said doesn't ruin the car...Thermite?...Solidox pipebomb?...I just can't think of any non-deadly chemicals....How about an egg you moron, you didn't need a thread for this.
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Wait, did TS say who, why etc.?
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#29
can't you just kick his ass instead?
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#30
I saw some girl had sticky notes all over her windows.
That's work.
Or wrap the car up in like ceran wrap.
A lot of good ideas in here.
But the best would be to dump paint on it!
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Quote by cheeseman3001
...why?

anyways, i'll have to agree with whoever said semen, just collect it over the next few weeks OR get your buddies to help out and put it all together


dude.....itll harden up in a day, forget a few weeks.
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What is something that I could dump on someone's car, that would make a make a big mess and be a pain to get off, but wouldn't ruin there paint job?


Poop

I've pooped on a few cars. Its the best feeling ever.
#34
Cover it in mud.

A rule of thumb is don't do things that are stick, things that harden, and don't do it on a sunnyday unless the car is in the shade.

But seriously just do mud.
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Beat off everyday for like a year and collect it in some jars. Then paint their car in semen and blow dry it. If there is enough left, do the mailbox, then the house.


+1
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What is something that I could dump on someone's car, that would make a make a big mess and be a pain to get off, but wouldn't ruin there paint job?

You said it your self. Take a dump on the car.
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