#1
Even a virus has some pride.




Yeah, I like that one.

Anway what bass jokes do you guys and gals have?


(I didn't post this in the Bass Players section because I think they would kill me, I hope their are none in the pit )
#2
Quote by Rody_Walker
(I didn't post this in the Bass Players section because I think they would kill me, I hope their are none in the pit )



You are most likely wrong...
#4
How many bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.
Dickless.
#5
I'm bassist, your an ass.


I'm joking, of course. Funny. Whats the difference between a bassist and a pizza?


A pizza can feed a family of four.
Siggity-sig-sig-sig.
#7
Did you hear about the bassist who was playing so out of tune that the rest of the bass section noticed?

Orchestra joke...

--Red
"My idea is that there is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require." - Edward Elgar
#8
what's the difference between a bassist and the search bar?

the search bar.
Guitar:
Ibanez S-Series 7 String
Pedals/other:
Morley Power Wah Volume
Gemini Dual Channel EQ
Boss TU-2
Amp:
Peavey 5150 120 watt combo (considering sale)
#9
What does a drummer use as contraception??


His Personality!!!!!

Lets mock drummers instead. No more bassist jokes. Seriously!!
#10
yeah, this is pretty much pointless. but i'll spare an insult at your expense because your username is Protest the Hero related..
Originally Posted by jimbo09
"yeah man, i swallow and then **** out all my picks, it gives u really good tone, i swear"

Originally Posted by Union Jake

Long story short, 10 minutes later we were all sat there jerking off.
#11
Quote by MetalMilitia212
How many bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

Wrong, it takes one but no one will notice.
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Rengori, I hereby name you GOD. Bow down fuckers.
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Quote by ShredtoBed
SO if Janne and Alexi did a gay porn, would I be the only one willing to buy it?

That's a dumb question, you know everyone in here would buy it too. I know I would!

Search for Artefact.
#13
Whats black and blue and laying in a ditch?


Someone who makes too many bassist jokes. Search Bar!
#14
Quote by MetalMilitia212
How many bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.


i lol'ed... hard
#15
Quote by Rengori
Wrong, it takes one but no one will notice.

That is a different, and less music savvy joke .
Dickless.
#16
Quote by MetalMilitia212
How many bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.
haha

i swear, i didnt expect anything funny, and this one got me. kudos to you sir!

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I have no opinion on this matter.
#17
Quote by corrylb19
Whats black and blue and laying in a ditch?


Someone who makes too many bassist jokes. Search Bar!


Nice.
#18
How many bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb?


1.
"Where the Beatles wanted to hold your hand, the Stones wanted to fuck your sister or daughter"

My profile
#19
Quote by Rody_Walker
Even a virus has some pride.




Yeah, I like that one.

Anway what bass jokes do you guys and gals have?


(I didn't post this in the Bass Players section because I think they would kill me, I hope their are none in the pit )


that is the wrong form of (their) there.
Quote by SteveHouse
M. Night Shyamallama

#20
Quote by talia.
that is the wrong form of (their) there.


careful there. the total ownage could possibly be unbearable
#21
How many bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but only the drummer notices.

How many bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, and two guitarists to take all the credit.
Quote by bassmanjoe08
I learned that there are easy ways to waste your life away when all you have is a computer and a world full of people putting new and interesting things on their boners.

Wow, I've been here for a while.
#22
Quote by jimmy_neutron
What does a drummer use as contraception??


His Personality!!!!!

Lets mock drummers instead. No more bassist jokes. Seriously!!



I'm a drummer myself but what the hell.

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?


None, they have machines to do that now.


ESP LTD MH-350NT
Hughes & Kettner Switchblade 100
Orange PPC412AD
Seagull S6 Cedar Slim
Manuel Rodríguez C1M


Guitarist of Ravenage
Drummer of Windrider
Solo Project is Aloeswood
#23
Quote by Rody_Walker
Even a virus has some pride.




Yeah, I like that one.

Anway what bass jokes do you guys and gals have?


(I didn't post this in the Bass Players section because I think they would kill me, I hope their are none in the pit )


Heh. Did you hear about the bassist who read a thread that insulted bassists for no good reason? He punched the guy who started it in the face.