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#1
I've been drinking for a few years now and I've built an annoying immunity. I want to get drunk off of less beers, yet I find myself needing over 10 most of the time to get fully drunk, otherwise I'm just buzzed. The ways I know of are:
1. Drinking the beer fast.
2. Not eating as much before/during drinking.
Any help? Please no:
"Just drink vodka/scotch/other hard liquor" because I like beer and it's cheap.
"Just get high man, it's so much better" because I don't want to.
Thanx guise!
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#2
Take some beer in a syringe and inject it straight into your liver.
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#3
If I could do that I wouldn't be tasting it so I'd just get Everclear or Wild Turkey...
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#4
take it anally

I'm serious, but only the most pathetic morons on the planet would even consider it
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#6
shotgunning, beer bongs, ummmmmm...

i would just drink vodka if you're looking to get drunk quicker. honestly, it's not that it's more expensive. you're paying more for the volume because the alcohol is more highly concentrated. it's made to fuck you up quicker and without filling you up. just man up and buy some smirnoff.
#7
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#8
Vodka bomb? Mas por favor...
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#9
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shotgunning, beer bongs, ummmmmm...

i would just drink vodka if you're looking to get drunk quicker. honestly, it's not that it's more expensive. you're paying more for the volume because the alcohol is more highly concentrated. it's made to fuck you up quicker and without filling you up. just man up and buy some smirnoff.

lol, me and my friend always make fun of a kid in our school who doesn't like beer (which is girl here) by say "guys let's just buy some schmirnoff's" and he means the stuff that's like hardly any alcohol.
I don't like vodka, but many a time I've found myself getting drunk off of it. Idk, I just love beer alot so that's what I want, I just need to get drunk faster...
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#10
Get a couple of 40 ouncers ( I prefer milldogs) and chug them as quick as possible. If you can get up and walk in a half hour, you're a god.
#11
don't eat because it makes the alchool take longer to get into your blood stream.
#12
I actually get 40s of Miller High Life all the time, they're cheap. I still have to play Edward 40'shands yet though... should be an adventure.
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#13
Take a lot of Aspirin it thins your blood. Also being physically exhausted (like after wrestling meets_) seems to send me over the top a lot faster.
#14
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Vodka bomb? Mas por favor...

Shot of vodka in your pint.

Technically your supposed to drink about a quarter of the beer and drop a full shot glass of vodka into the beer and down it (like actually drop the shot glass into your beer glass)
#15
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Vodka bomb? Mas por favor...


1. put beer in glass
2. put vodka in shotglass
3. drop shotglass in glass of beer
4. drink
5. ??????
6. PROFIT!
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#16
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Drink a beer or two through your anus

thats actually true. a canadian university did an experiment and 7 out of 10 people who injected alcohol into their anus got 67% more intoxicated than drinking it normally.
#17
sedatives, but thats not exactly a smart idea.
Send me off to bed forevermore.
#18
Hmm, vodka bombs are intriguing. I've heard of Jager Bombs and some kind of root beer schnapp's bomb sort of things, what other type of "bombs" are there?
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#19
If you have a rock sauna (where you put water on the rocks) you can just drop shots onto the rocks. They get you drunk fast, and through the pores on your skin because you're sweating.
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#20
Also, wouldn't it be bad to take aspirin and drink? Pills and alcohol usually aren't a good combination from what I've heard...
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#21
Fill a bath tub with beer and get in (your skin soaks up the beer and makes you a bit drunk) and just drink through beers bongs while you are in it.
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#22
So you are trying to find a way to make less beer get you drunker. Yeah let us all know when you come up with something.

Dude if getting drunk is your objective then its time for you to move on if beer isn't doing it for you anymore.

But if your not going to try some keg stands.
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#23
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1. put beer in glass
2. put vodka in shotglass
3. drop shotglass in glass of beer
4. drink
5. ??????
6. PROFIT!

great this PROFIT thing seems to be the next UG trend.
let's bring it!

1. keep using it
2. use it too much
3. ???????
4. post in the pit
5. ?????????????????
6. PROFIT!
7. getting drunk with beer is the same as any other kind of getting drunk. drink enough fast enough and with minimal food in stomach...
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#24
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Hmm, vodka bombs are intriguing. I've heard of Jager Bombs and some kind of root beer schnapp's bomb sort of things, what other type of "bombs" are there?


pretty much whatever you want/you can handle

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great this PROFIT thing seems to be the next UG trend.
let's bring it!

1. keep using it
2. use it too much
3. ???????
4. post in the pit
5. ?????????????????
6. PROFIT!
7. getting drunk with beer is the same as any other kind of getting drunk. drink enough fast enough and with minimal food in stomach...



the reason I used it is because it actually fits not like most of the other ones
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#25
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thats actually true. a canadian university did an experiment and 7 out of 10 people who injected alcohol into their anus got 67% more intoxicated than drinking it normally.

pics or it didnt happen
#26
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Hmm, vodka bombs are intriguing. I've heard of Jager Bombs and some kind of root beer schnapp's bomb sort of things, what other type of "bombs" are there?

If it goes in a shot glass and isn't cream based you can bomb it.

If you have access to proper cider (the british definition, dry cider) go for turbo diesel, half beer, half cider, shot of vodka, splash of blackcurrant cordial.

4 of them got me so fucked I could barely walk. And I'm Scottish.
#27
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So you are trying to find a way to make less beer get you drunker. Yeah let us all know when you come up with something.

No. I'm trying to get the same amount of drunkenness by using less beer.
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#28
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Any pill with acemitophen shouldn't be taken with alcohol, it can overload your liver.

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#29
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No. I'm trying to get the same amount of drunkenness by using less beer.

Well that different then.
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#30
Lol yeah, I text u when I'm drunk sometime, but I gave up lol.

Anyway, I've heard that going tanning (which I don't do) gets you drunk faster because the blood is flowing faster. So could I go jogging or hardcore dancing or some other sort of cardiovascular activity whilst drinking to get the blood flowing faster? I don't see why that wouldn't work...
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#32
You're not developing an immunity. You're developing tolerance.

As you drink more and more, your body eventually starts balancing itself to the amount of alcohol you put in. Eventually, what used to get you hammered won't hit you as hard as it used to because, quite literally, your liver, bloodstream, and brain are no longer as sensitive.

Enjoy the cirrohsis.
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#33
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If it goes in a shot glass and isn't cream based you can bomb it.




How do you figure? Irish cream goes in a shotglass, is cream based, and makes the best tasting of all bombs. Irish car bombs.
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#34
just go swimming beforehand

seriously, being physically exhausted before drinking gets you wasted so much faster than normal. Everyone I talk to also agrees.
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#35
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How do you figure? Irish cream goes in a shotglass, is cream based, and makes the best tasting of all bombs. Irish car bombs.

cream curdles and becomes this gloopy disgusting mess of crap.
#36
Drink + wrestling. Get that blood pumpin!
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#37
Maybe I should wrestle when drinking, maybe I'll wrestle with a girl... NAKED!
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#38
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How do you figure? Irish cream goes in a shotglass, is cream based, and makes the best tasting of all bombs. Irish car bombs.

Theres only a small amount of Irish cream in a car bomb. Most of it is Jamison and Guinness.
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#40
just fyi...

i thought that the ".../profit" thing was from south park. the underwear or sock stealing gnomes did it. they were like
1) steal socks
2)???????
3)PROFIT.

could be wrong though.
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