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#1
Like the title subtly suggests, I captured an insect of unknown kind in - what I thought was - an airtight container. I was planning to use it for a picture but instead of escaped my clutches in a most perplexing way.

I don't know what kind of insect it is, and tried googling the characteristics but all I got were crabs. Does anyone know what insect this is, and how I can recapture it without getting my sectionmates to know about it?

Here's a phantomsketch I made:



It seems to have arms like a crab, and some generic insectbody.

What's really weird is that the container really was sealed. I filled it with water and shook it around a bit, and only a few drops came out. The insect was kinda big so I don't think it could escape that easily, lest it carried a personal teleportation device.
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#2
A new breed of Pokemon?
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#3
Wow, you caught a ****ing podracer?

VENUSIAN
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A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#4
we shall call it a Crab-like-bug for now! did you get it yet?!
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Im secretly a lesbian female in a male body. The worlds a tough place for me.


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I once ran into a mirror that I didn't know was there. I think you could say We were both suprised.
#6
Quote by greasysnowball
we shall call it a Crab-like-bug for now! did you get it yet?!


No it's still on the loose. I fear it might plot a scheme.

And I'm pretty sure it's not a podracer or a pokemon... sadly.
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#8
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Wow, you caught a ****ing podracer?


I geniunely fucking lol'ed


That?

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#9
fire!!! burn your room and the little ****er will burn along with it!!! Might have been one of those water scorpions if your container was filled with water like you said.
#10
Quote by shoolocomous


Oh well done. Now I won't be able to sleep for ages.



VENUSIAN
FB SC BC TW
Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#13
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']You know what time it is?


It's time to stop drinking-time.
You expect Kensai to believe you?

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#14
It's crabs
Gear: Gibson SG standard EMG ZW pickups, vintage Acoustic combo, Boss ME-50, 12 string Ibanez.
#15
Quote by Kensai
No it's still on the loose. I fear it might plot a scheme.

And I'm pretty sure it's not a podracer or a pokemon... sadly.


thats a shame

and to that spider post: i hate spiders
Quote by Burtonjp
Im secretly a lesbian female in a male body. The worlds a tough place for me.


Quote by gunther_sucks
I once ran into a mirror that I didn't know was there. I think you could say We were both suprised.
#18

Is it that little guy?
Quote by shattamakar
The only advantage of home-schooling is that it gives you good reason to commit suicide.


Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
#19
Get a BIG container, and something to guide it in with from a distance. Pint glass and big bit of paper ftw!
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to be honest, I thought they were awful. I mean some of the songs our drummer's written was better than their stuff.
#20
I've seen those bugs too. They eat wood, and they also eat people. It hurts like a bastard when you get bit, so I'd say try and catch it before it crawls into your urethra whilst you sleep.
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "if I live I will kill you."
"If I die, you are forgiven."
Such is the rule of honour.
#21
Quote by toton1989
It doesn't have legs???


I couldn't see any, so either it hovers or they're really small. At this time I can't be certain of anything.

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I geniunely fucking lol'ed

That?


Kinda close, but it had really huge arms and the body was much smaller, and it was kinda orange. And no visible legs. =/

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I'll try sending them my elaborate sketch if I can't find any answers here.
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#22
Quote by walkinbazooka

Is it that little guy?

Remarkably similar to Kensai's MS Paint doodle actually, it's pretty bad-ass :S

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#23
I have spiders living in my room, no big deal. I basically say to them "You catch other bugs, and thats your rent, and you're cool. But if I see you ****ers walking across my path, or if you crawl on me while I'm sitting in my recliner or sleeping in my bed, all bets are off."

The strange thing is, they actually seemed to have learned, and are gradually getting more organized in strategic corners. I have 5 cans of Raid on backup in various locations to squelch a potential uprising.
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#24
Quote by walkinbazooka

Is it that little guy?


Yeah that's more like it, but the body was much smaller and more orange.

Quote by The Leader
I have spiders living in my room, no big deal. I basically say to them "You catch other bugs, and thats your rent, and you're cool. But if I see you ****ers walking across my path, or if you crawl on me while I'm sitting in my recliner or sleeping in my bed, all bets are off."

The strange thing is, they actually seemed to have learned, and are gradually getting more organized in strategic corners. I have 5 cans of Raid on backup in various locations to squelch a potential uprising.




Wait, you talk to your spiders...? I must learn your secret.
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#25
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Remarkably similar to Kensai's MS Paint doodle actually, it's pretty bad-ass :S

That makes sense.

Yeah, Kensai, I think you've got a Pseudoscorpion on your hands.
Quote by shattamakar
The only advantage of home-schooling is that it gives you good reason to commit suicide.


Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
#26
Looks like a Yeerk to me.
Last edited by sargasm at Mar 17, 2008,
#28
Quote by Kensai

Wait, you talk to your spiders...? I must learn your secret.


I find it disturbing that they appear to be learning from his speeches.

An uprising cometh!
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#29
Quote by The Leader
I have spiders living in my room, no big deal. I basically say to them "You catch other bugs, and thats your rent, and you're cool. But if I see you ****ers walking across my path, or if you crawl on me while I'm sitting in my recliner or sleeping in my bed, all bets are off."

The strange thing is, they actually seemed to have learned, and are gradually getting more organized in strategic corners. I have 5 cans of Raid on backup in various locations to squelch a potential uprising.


you sir have a huge sack! i could never let a spider live in my room knowingly. i have a phobia of them. evertime i see one i itch like crazy all over!
Quote by Burtonjp
Im secretly a lesbian female in a male body. The worlds a tough place for me.


Quote by gunther_sucks
I once ran into a mirror that I didn't know was there. I think you could say We were both suprised.
#30

This was him in the '70s, that's the most recnt picture I have of him sorry.

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#31
Quote by metacarpi
I find it disturbing that they appear to be learning from his speeches.

An uprising cometh!


is it wierd that i always thought you were a mod? lol
Quote by Burtonjp
Im secretly a lesbian female in a male body. The worlds a tough place for me.


Quote by gunther_sucks
I once ran into a mirror that I didn't know was there. I think you could say We were both suprised.
#33
Have you got a camera? If so, get a photo going.

HAVE YOU GOT THE PINT GLASS AND PAPER YET?
Quote by Nightmare_xxx
to be honest, I thought they were awful. I mean some of the songs our drummer's written was better than their stuff.
#34
Quote by Kensai





Wait, you talk to your spiders...? I must learn your secret.


I just started talking to them normally (I was bored), and even though I might be anthropomorphizing them a little, they actually seem to listen. There was one on my bathroom sink, about 2 inches from my comb. I said: "Clear off, this is my territory, you know the rules; 5 seconds to leave or you're dead." Little guy turned around, walked up the wall, and situated himself back in his corner.
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#37
Quote by greasysnowball
is it wierd that i always thought you were a mod? lol


Yes it is.

But highly flattering!

Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#39
Quote by hadesdaman
Have you got a camera? If so, get a photo going.

HAVE YOU GOT THE PINT GLASS AND PAPER YET?


Problem is that it's gone

I still can't understand how it dissapeared.

Quote by The Leader
I just started talking to them normally (I was bored), and even though I might be anthropomorphizing them a little, they actually seem to listen. There was one on my bathroom sink, about 2 inches from my comb. I said: "Clear off, this is my territory, you know the rules; 5 seconds to leave or you're dead." Little guy turned around, walked up the wall, and situated himself back in his corner.




Dude... you're the spider whisperer.
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