#1
So, i'm up at 3 in the morning, i'm obviously thinking now is the best time to make coffee.
I turn the kettle on, get a cup out of the cupboard.
I put 2 teaspoons of nescafe, 3 teaspoons of sugar and a little milk into the cup.
I have about a minute before the kettle is boiled so i go and put on a santa hat.
I hear a beep, the kettle's finished, i pour the hot water into the cup and stir it up nicely.
I take a sip and all seems ok.

I then proceeded to take it to ziltoid and he was not pleased in the slightest.


Earth is doomed, i'm sorry.
#2
Is this Ziltoid the omniscient?
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#4
Maccas, I'm sorry, but I have some bad news.

It's time to put you down. *bang*
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#5
Greetings humans, I am Ziltoid...the omniscient.
I have come from far across the omniverse.
You shall fetch me your universes ultimate cup of coffee...
Black!
You have five Earth minutes,
Make it perfect!
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#6
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Is this Ziltoid the omniscient?


[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']Ziltoid the Omniscient?

Why yes, it is.


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Maccas, I'm sorry, but I have some bad news.

It's time to put you down. *bang*


Was bound to happen sooner or later.


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Greetings humans, I am Ziltoid...the omniscient.
I have come from far across the omniverse.
You shall fetch me your universes ultimate cup of coffee...
Black!
You have five Earth minutes,
Make it perfect!


YOU GOT THE TRANSMISSION TOO!
#7
what what was he not pleased at you should of gave him fresh coffee he would of loved you forever that or play twister with you
Look in my eyes what do you see?
#9
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Greetings humans, I am Ziltoid...the omniscient.
I have come from far across the omniverse.
You shall fetch me your universes ultimate cup of coffee...
Black!
You have five Earth minutes,
Make it perfect!




#10
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']


If you had suggested that earlier you may of saved the earth.
#13
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You have a good point!

Fuck Nescafe, at least I'm an orange.
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.