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Cheeto Fingers
108 72%
Itchy A**hole
41 28%
Voters: 149.
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#2
Oh dude, I haven't eaten Cheetos in so long.

Do they even make them anymore?
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#4
Quote by Dinkydaisy
Oh dude, I haven't eaten Cheetos in so long.

Do they even make them anymore?


They're around. Wotsits obviously dominate them though.

My mum buys the cheap Morrisons-brand version though. They taste like my Grandad's feet.
#5
An itchy A-hole would drive me insane...it has to be the cheeto fingers.
#6
depends on how many cheeto fingers
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#7
Quote by AAAAAAAAAARGH
They're around. Wotsits obviously dominate them though.

My mum buys the cheap Morrisons-brand version though. They taste like my Grandad's feet.

How do you know what your grandfather's feet taste like? =/
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#9
Quote by Dinkydaisy
How do you know what your grandfather's feet taste like? =/


He was an interesting guy. There was never a dull moment with our family meals.
#11
Quote by AAAAAAAAAARGH
He was an interesting guy. There was never a dull moment with our family meals.

Reminds me of the days when my grandfather was alive :')
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#13
Quote by Dinkydaisy
Reminds me of the days when my grandfather was alive :')


You'll never be able to taste his feet again.

God bless Morrisons.
#15
Quote by AAAAAAAAAARGH
You'll never be able to taste his feet again.

God bless Morrisons.

It's okay, sometimes I take his ashes out the tupperware tub under the stairs and give them a lick.

Morrisons ftw. It's so unpretentious. Unlike fucking Sainsbury's.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#16
Quote by Dinkydaisy
It's okay, sometimes I take his ashes out the tupperware tub under the stairs and give them a lick.

Morrisons ftw. It's so unpretentious. Unlike fucking Sainsbury's.


Don't even get me STARTED on fucking Sainsbury's. I had to do my work experience there. Oh my god. The women had moustaches, and the men unleashed 30 gallons of spit on me whenever they ordered me to clean another shelf.

Ahh. We buried my Grandad. It's a shame... We've ran out of shovels.
#19
Quote by Dinkydaisy
It's okay, sometimes I take his ashes out the tupperware tub under the stairs and give them a lick.

Morrisons ftw. It's so unpretentious. Unlike fucking Sainsbury's.


My mum worked at morrisons before she worked at the corner shop.
They had ****ing rats in the salad and meat parts. ****ing rats!

Now sainsburies may be pretentious but I much prefer it to morrisons, I prefer hygene, decent bread, and a salad bar that's odour doesn't make me throw up.
Though both cafés are equally ****.
#20
Quote by AAAAAAAAAARGH
They're around. Wotsits obviously dominate them though.

My mum buys the cheap Morrisons-brand version though. They taste like my Grandad's feet.



I quite like the morrison brand wotsits.
#21
Quote by Punk_Ninja
My mum worked at morrisons before she worked at the corner shop.
They had ****ing rats in the salad and meat parts. ****ing rats!

Now sainsburies may be pretentious but I much prefer it to morrisons, I prefer hygene, decent bread, and a salad bar that's odour doesn't make me throw up.
Though both cafés are equally ****.


Jamie Oliver is the face of Sainsbury's.

That's way more sickening than rats. I'd be much more worried if I saw him crawling around in my salad.
#24
Cheesy fingers would get all over absolutely everything, ie: guitar, steering wheel, girls...

itchy ass hole you could probably just take ritalin or something
#26
Quote by JEvsn
Cheeto fingers = Cheeto guitar/bass. Think about it.


Itchy asshole = Pooey finger = Pooey guitar/bass. Think about it.
#28
cheetos in your arsehole. nice

I used to buy cheetos for the pog promotion they had, when i was 8 or so. Its all about the watsits now.
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#30
Stupid question. It's like asking if you'd want sex or your nads diced up and fed to a hungry pack of mongeese.


#32
I'd rather lick Cheeto fingers than an itchy asshole.

Also, itchy assholes don't come in convenient bags from convenient vending machines. At least not here.




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#33
well really, with cheeto fingers you couldnt do anything, shake a hand, type, play guitar, nothing without soiling it in cheeto. with an itchy hole you could at least fake it until no one was around
#35
Itchy asshole... Cheety Fingers... *shudders*
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#37
sweet, sweet, jebus... i'd probably go for the itchy arse. stick some sand paper between yer chaps and wahey, sorted.
#38
every 3 months i get an itchy asshole and i swear to god it is so god damn annoying.

Especially if u have a turtlehead that u are trying to hold in until the end of the soccer/football match on tv.
#39
F*ckin hate itchy assholes. So cheeto fingers it is.

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#40
cheeto fingers. sure, playing guitar might suck, UNLESS -

you take some liquid superglue and spread a thin layer over the end of the fingers, probably a quarter of the way down the finger. wala, no cheeto cheese on your guitar, and your asshole doesn't itch!
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