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#1
You guys must have/have had some.

I got inspired to make this thread when i came across This Link and also by the "start a rumour about the person above you" thread.

EDIT: above link contains strong language. If the mods want me to take it down, just let me know
#2
Not a rumour, but an actual fact.

This guy filmed him and his friend having sex with the college slut, on his camera phone.

That camera phone was stolen.

That video is now on limewire.
#3
We usually start rumous about various schoolmates being gay/shagging someone ugly. The best one was the rumour that my friend (who was a bit weird at the time) bummed his dog. People thought that one was true for ages.
#4
Theres a rumour that someone we know watches animal porn. Well strictly speaking, its not a rumour because its true (I've seen the google searches on his comp).
#5
there usually is at least one rumour involving a person with sexuality of questionable deviance and some poor unsuspecting animal.
#6
Quote by AAAAAAAAAARGH
Not a rumour, but an actual fact.

This guy filmed him and his friend having sex with the college slut, on his camera phone.

That camera phone was stolen.

That video is now on limewire.


whats it called?

at our school last year, it turned out a classmate of mine was naked in some teen mag...everyone, even some of his teachers, saw it....it was lulz
#7
Quote by Feischti
whats it called?

at our school last year, it turned out a classmate of mine was naked in some teen mag...everyone, even some of his teachers, saw it....it was lulz


I have no idea. I've been trying to find it for ages.
#8
Supposedly true story, with arguable fallacies;

There was a woman who had a pet snake, which for some reason she slept in bed with (yes, that sounds very weird).
The snake didn't eat for a week, so she took it to the vet.
When asked whether the snake slept straight or coiled, she replied straight.

The snake was put down.

You can figure out why
Call me Batman.
#9
Quote by AAAAAAAAAARGH

Quote by Feischti
whats it called?

at our school last year, it turned out a classmate of mine was naked in some teen mag...everyone, even some of his teachers, saw it....it was lulz


I have no idea. I've been trying to find it for ages.


#11
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Yeah, that's completely sick you can't find it.
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#13
In year seven my friend told everyone my brother had given me a hickey, when in reality he'd punched me in the neck and it had bruised. Everyone believed it

I was always far too nice to spread rumours about people.
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#14
Quote by LordBishek
there usually is at least one rumour involving a person with sexuality of questionable deviance and some poor unsuspecting animal.


dude! you just totally stole my bit! haha, apparantly some dude had sex with his dog, it ended up on youtube for about an hour, and he's been completely rejected ever since.

Also, not very exciting, but there was a time when everyone in our school thought Bill Nye the Science Guy* had fallen into a volcano and died.

*If you don't know who he is, he does these crappy science educational movies, which use "funny" sounds and "wacky" animations to try and teach science to 5 year olds, despite it being shown to 18 year olds.

*Witty comment*
#15
Oh there were tonnes at my school.

The best being that this one kid when he got an erection his knob went at a right angle.

This prompted mass shoutings of his nickname "hard right" whenever he was anywhere in the school.

This lasted 5 years.
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#16
Quote by the_astronaut
Oh there were tonnes at my school.

The best being that this one kid when he got an erection his knob went at a right angle.

This prompted mass shoutings of his nickname "hard right" whenever he was anywhere in the school.

This lasted 5 years.

Oh god, that reminds me of playing the old Colin McRae rally games, I can just hear the co-drivers voice "Hard right ahead"
#17
It's not a rumor but one of my friends stole this girl's diary (she's a bitch, by the way) and one thing led to another....it ended up going to California (I live in Georgia).
#18
someone spread a rumour about someone jizzing on a toilet seat and that impregnated their mum


i didnt find it funny


it was made up about me (it wasnt true)
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#19
We did the "guy has one ball thing" except my mate had actually gone into hospital with a ball problem. So when he cam back to school he was met by like, 50 kids asking if it was true he has a polystyrene ball.
#20
Quote by CrowLord
someone spread a rumour about someone jizzing on a toilet seat and that impregnated their mum


i didnt find it funny


it was made up about me (it wasnt true)


Harsh. But on the plus side, no one is impervious to attack, so even the most popular people suffer sometimes. Which, I guess brings a sense of fairness to the whole system. Especially something to do with STDs or small genitals, etc. Kids can be well cruel.
#21
we had this kid who was supposedly a nazi, he always had his hair really short and never laughed.

he really had some serious issues, but i don't think he was a nazi.

but you never know >.>
#22
one of my friends got a boner in the guys changing rooms and ever since he has been called 'stiffy'
#23
I'm a victim of multiple rumours.

My sexuality is constantly questioned, I got f*cked up the ass by 5 different guys, stuff like that.


But this one is true: I almost burnt down my grade-school's church =/
#24
For some reason, everyone in 6th form thinks I'm gay, and the majority of the lower school too. Even people in like, year 7 and 8 that have never even spoken to me.
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#25
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For some reason, everyone in 6th form thinks I'm gay, and the majority of the lower school too. Even people in like, year 7 and 8 that have never even spoken to me.


You're NOT gay?!
#26
oh yeah, alot of people thought i was gay because i liked to hang around girls alot.

consequently, i've had more girls than most guys in my year, and i'm not talking chicks 3 years younger, either.

... alright that sounds a little conceited, doesn't it?
#27
Guy in the year above me went to second with this girl at a party i was at. Afterwards thsi girl comes up to me and says he went in the wrong one.
Go figure.
This guy gets well wound up when you tell him he walks the wrong way down the corridor.

We also have a transvestite english teacher, who scares me.
#29
Quote by the_astronaut
Oh there were tonnes at my school.

The best being that this one kid when he got an erection his knob went at a right angle.
This prompted mass shoutings of his nickname "hard right" whenever he was anywhere in the school.

This lasted 5 years.



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#30
Quote by AAAAAAAAAARGH
You're NOT gay?!


No!
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#32
Quote by AAAAAAAAAARGH
Wtf?!


I'm bi, mate.

But it's annoying if everyone thinks you're gay, because if you're on the prowl, every girl you talk to is like "you're sweet. wanna go shopping?"
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#33
Quote by rabidguitarist
I'm bi, mate.

But it's annoying if everyone thinks you're gay, because if you're on the prowl, every girl you talk to is like "you're sweet. wanna go shopping?"


Haha, I know the feeling.

Girls think i'm gay too. I've been dragged in one lingerie shop too many.
#34
Quote by ElectricString
We did the "guy has one ball thing" except my mate had actually gone into hospital with a ball problem. So when he cam back to school he was met by like, 50 kids asking if it was true he has a polystyrene ball.



and does he?
#35
Quote by rhcp_freak

I kid you not.

Hard right.
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#38
Quote by AAAAAAAAAARGH
Haha, I know the feeling.

Girls think i'm gay too. I've been dragged in one lingerie shop too many.


Saying things like that probably doesn't help your cause
#39
Quote by timi_hendrix
Saying things like that probably doesn't help your cause


It's only fun if you're with a girl that doesn't have a moustache.
#40
Just the normal stuff. My ex came up to me last week and told me that some freshman girls were claiming that I bragged about eating my ex out to them. I never did. No big deal, really.
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Polo shirt?

Sunglasses?

Of course he got all the girls, he's Rick Astley.
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