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I can play the guitar!
Hull City A.F.C

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I've been told I'm double jointed in the wrist. It kinda pops in and out of place.
I can fly.
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I like my women how I like my wine, 12 years old and locked in my basement.

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Some old lady asked me if my electric guitar was a bass. It clearly has Six strings.

Everyone can control their eyebrows separately.

Well, I make a delicious cup of hot chocolate.
I can use the searchbar. >_>
Bands to see before I die:
Iron Maiden
Foo Fighters
Reel Big Fish
Streetlight Manifesto

Epi LP Standard
Washburn Strat
Line 6 Spider (Yes, I know it's bad)

Ibanez RG3570Z
Digitech Whammy
I can walk
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Mentallica, i think you just made my drive shank crank

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You sir, are a true hero.

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Dude, seriously, you're an ass hole. That place where **** comes out, yea that's you man.
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I can play the guitar!

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go eat a hermanpherdite.
I can crack the bone in my big toe at will. I just sit in the living room doing it constantly, now my whole family hates me.
My knees can bend in the other direction.

It freaks people out. It's like something from "The Exorcist".
not that much other than bend my fingers back so that they can lay along the top of my hand
Quote by Mr. La Fritz
"all fatties report to the gym!"

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music should only sound like a train running into a wall of BC riches plugged into line 6 spiders
eh...I'm very flexible =/ like, my legs are at least. I can also jump higher and farther than most other people in my school that are my age.
I can give myself a rush of adrenaline, accelerating my heart rate and giving me tons of energy.
My God, it's full of stars!
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I can click my 2 knuckles on each finger and I can get about 20 crack sounds out of my spine if i twist in a certain way. It's brilliant because it freaks a lot of people out.

I can crack ALL my knuckles foo'!!

And I can also do this thing with my mouth thats weird...
Cam Sampbell's my hero
i can change my eye color
normaly i have blue eye with some light i have total yellow/gold eye and normally half yellow half blue
i can control it a little bit
is cool but totally useless
I'm not too exciting other than being really flexible, but my best friend can
1) Flip her eyelids and keep them that way
2) Lift her tongue and make her spit glands shoot out like a fountain (gleeking)
3) Make a bowl with her tongue
4) Completely flip her tongue over

she completely pwned my 3-leaf clover that I can do =[
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it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist

e-married to
& alaskan_ninja

I can play Stairway to Heaven, Sweet Child of Mine, American Idiot, Smells Like Teen Spirit, Come as You Are, Smoke on the Water, and Iron Man!
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
I can drink a lot of beer. Only I should do it more often.
I just need about $3.50

I'm the motherflippin'
I can put my penis between my legs so it looks like im a girl...
Quote by Chinfrim
Sadly we have not shotguns and go around saying "Get Out of Mah Propertay!!"
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Fire more than one brain cell at a time.

... woooow!
Dear God, do you actually answer prayers?

Yes, but only in a way indistinguishable from random luck or the result of your own efforts.
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I can play the guitar!

I knew someone was going to say that as soon as I read the title.
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If I was Santa you'd all get shit for Christmas.
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I can put my penis between my legs so it looks like im a girl...

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