#1
I have a pretty bad cold- I can't hear at all, my eyes are aching, I'm absolutely exhausted, and I spent the whole of last night bringing up mouthfulls of creamy stuff at a time.

Got any ideas?

And by the way, I will overlook the posts that suggest masturbation- in these conditions it will only make the situation worse, by tiring you out and not providing sleep.
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#2
How about sleeping?

Sorry, it had to be done. Literally all you can is blow/cough it out over and over again.
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wait, you want to sleep tonight? god, this is going to make a difference from EVERY OTHER night

yeah, all i can say thats useful is have some hot milk and honey, then go to bed
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Chicken Soup....apparently there is some kind of therapeautic property to it, and it helps with actually treating colds....has to be chicken though, which sucks when you're a fledgeling vegetarian with a cold
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Doesnt sound like a cold if your spewing cream.
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a quadruple dose of cough/cold medicine. im not even kidding, it works.


Yeah.. might have a bit of that.

Any chance I'll need my stomach pumped if I take paracetamol, nyquil, cough syrup, antihistamine and rice?
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#10
take nyquil, it should make you pretty drowsy so you'll be able to have a better sleep. Quite alot of people say its pretty helpful when suffering from a bad cold like you. Also rub vicks on your chest and neck and take nasil spray etc to keep your airways clear.

Hope u feel better soon.
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Some herbal tea. Always works for me. Hotsauce also. It will clear your sinus' and release endorphins into your blood-stream which will relax you.
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Take 25-50 mg of diphenhydramine (Benadryl) with a cup of whole milk. You'll be out in a few minutes.
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I spent the whole of last night bringing up mouthfulls of creamy stuff


that's what your mum said

sorry that was immature of me, back on topic try hot water mixed with honey and lemon with a small dose of whisky. helps me clear up my colds.
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I have a pretty bad cold- I can't hear at all, my eyes are aching, I'm absolutely exhausted, and I spent the whole of last night bringing up mouthfulls of creamy stuff at a time.

Got any ideas?

And by the way, I will overlook the posts that suggest masturbation- in these conditions it will only make the situation worse, by tiring you out and not providing sleep.



And no one else picked that up?


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Make a big mug of hot chocolate, get in your dressing gown and snuggle into bed with a nice movie on. Helps me sleep if I'm feeling crap.
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I spent the whole of last night bringing up mouthfulls of creamy stuff at a time.


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Got any ideas?



NyQuil is what I used when I had laryngitis. it calmed down the cough a whole lot, and allowed me to sleep. ALSO, Mastubation will make you tired, therefore making you lie down, and allowing you to sleep.
#23
kill like 1/2 a bottle of any pain reliever w/p.m. in its name that'll put ur ass out
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Got any ideas?
A bath (not a shower) about 1/2 ~ 1 hr before bed.
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This is actually pretty good, except that tea has some caffeine.
Maybe an herbal tea, instead?
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Night Nurse, it's like being smashed over the head with a hammer. Except it's alot less painful. Trust me, when i had Man-Flu, i had 2 pills of that stuff and i slept so deeply i didn't even hear or feel my dog leap onto my bed and lick of my face. Pretty good stuff.
#26
Wow, thanks guys.

I'm flattered with the amount of serious, useful advice.

At this rate I won't wake up until the holidays are over.

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Wow, thanks guys.

I'm flattered with the amount of serious, useful advice.

At this rate I won't wake up until the holidays are over.



It's cos we've all been there

Especially us lads with our dreaded Man-Flu.
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Wow, thanks guys.

I'm flattered with the amount of serious, useful advice.

At this rate I won't wake up until the holidays are over.


I hope you don't do EVERYTHING we've said!

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