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alright, so as if i wasn't having enough girl problems already, i went to work today and nearly got fired.
i work as an english teacher at a language school, and we teach all different kinds of people, business men, kids, normal people etc.
occasionally, we get pretty weird people as well.
Today, i was going to start teaching a new class, that noone had ever seen before. i went into the class room with the list of students that were in that class, and called out there names to see who was there.
anyway, when i got to the name "johanna", i heard a big deep scruffy voice growling "here" from the side.
sitting down is this "woman" with facial hair, a red dress, shoulders broader than mine and tons of makeup. at first i thought somebody was trying to play a prank on me and kinda just stood there with an expression on my face. i mean, i surely wasn't expecting to walk into my classroom and be confronted with a... shemale. (it was terrible when "she" stood up, because she was taller than me and every other man in the room)


anyway i caught myself after a while, and, supressing my laughter with great difficulty everytime "she" spoke, continued with class.

well, obviously my supression wasn't good enough, because after class, "she" went to my boss to complain about my "unprofessional" behaviour. my boss gave me a long, stern talk about dealing with different kinds of people, but left me off with a warning if i promised to never do that again.

naturally, i had to give the class to someone else because i knew i wouldn't be able to teach that way.

jesus christ, what a week... any thoughts? anything similar ever happened to you? how would you have handeled the situation?
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#7
Aren't you from germany?... are you sure it wasnt a woman


just joking with you

but yeah that sounds pretty ****ty man
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#9
Your boss sounds like a dick.
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#11
sorry to get you in trouble.

its this damn PMS. us girls and our hormones, amiright?
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I would've died of laughter and got beaten up by a transvestite called 'Johanna'.
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Taking into account that other thread of yours I have to say that your life is a real mess. Meh, just take it easy. This is the sort of stuff you can tell your grandchildren about (when they're old enough, of course).
#21
I'd have laughed at such a transvestite too
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#25
As funny as it is, I'm sure it sucked for you. Sorry to hear you're having a tough time, but the good thing is that it simply can only get better. Good luck with the job through the next few days.
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the problem with my job is, i'm not actually an employee, strictly speaking, but rather a freelancer. that means they are not required to give me hours if they think i'm not doing a good job. so even though he said he wouldn't fire me, he can change his mind at any given point, for whatever or no reason at all..

imma start looking for another job :ninja:
#29
i think you did well not to roll around laughing on the floor tbh.

but i guess your boss wouldn't see it the same way...
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#30
confusing situations are confusing. if i was confronted with it, i probably wouldnt have believed it and got fired.
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#31
I think this Johanna was right. You're supposed to accept her( ) even if she's a transvestite, but I have to admit that I would have done the same thing you did.
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Bet hisher previous name was Johann. No creativity points there.

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Bet hisher previous name was Johann. No creativity points there.

Anyway, you're lucky heshe didn't decide to gewhoopen dein Ass.


yeah, it's kinda obvious

imagine going to court and saying

"i was beaten up by him" -

"you mean her?" -

"mr judge, look closer"

".."

*judge bursts out laughing*
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yeah, it's kinda obvious

imagine going to court and saying

"i was beaten up by him" -

"you mean her?" -

"mr judge, look closer"

".."

*judge bursts out laughing*


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