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So a team of 11 from my college are having to raise £15,000 between us by next year to go to Africa to help African kids. We want to attempt to break a new guiness world record to gain a bit of publicity to help us reach our financial target.

Yeah, i know it sounds a bit odd but if there are any possible records we can break, that would be cool, and im guessing you guys might know some.

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#2
just go pick up the book and look through it.

thats what all of us are going to have to do, so why not just do it yourself?
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What are you going to do to help those kids with the money?
I just need about $3.50
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Set a new record for posting the lol wut pear as many times as you can before getting banned.


lmao go for it.
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there is a record for most ferrero rocher's eaten in a minute at 5 - we did a test at work one day and we broke it at 7, unofficial of course - but thats an easy one to beat thats legit

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#12
Open a word document and start typing 1, 2, 3, 4 until you get to a very large number then print it and send it in to Guiness.
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The Ferrero one seems easy. I've come extremely close to beating the cream cracker record,but I'd go over the time by about 5 seconds.
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break the # of bananas peeled and eaten in a minute-2.


Wow,that seems amazingly easy. Only,I was cursed with not being able to open a banana properly.
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Wow,that seems amazingly easy. Only,I was cursed with not being able to open a banana properly.

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#22
you could break the record for the most snails on your face at one time.

the current record is 8 snails for 10 seconds
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break the # of bananas peeled and eaten in a minute-2.


I thought you'd die if you ate more than 10 bananas at ones or something like that, plus I hate bananas.
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well i would say try to break an eating record, but you're going to Africa and they don't serve 'food' there...
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I thought you'd die if you ate more than 10 bananas at ones or something like that, plus I hate bananas.


Only if you drink water after it. The water reacts with the potassium and your stomach spontaneously combusts....or so I've heard
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Only if you drink water after it. The water reacts with the potassium and your stomach spontaneously combusts....or so I've heard

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Longest ever handshake. The current record is something like 17 hours. You can beat that.

Oh, and Most snails on your face at one time. The current guy only got 8. You can fit way more snails on your face than that.
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Only if you drink water after it. The water reacts with the potassium and your stomach spontaneously combusts....or so I've heard


i dont know about water, but ive heard that eating a few bananas and chugging a can or two of sprite will make you violently vomit.
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Longest distance projectile vomiting?
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Most cream crackers eaten in a minute without water.. its insanely hard.
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Most cream crackers eaten in a minute without water.. its insanely hard.


I eat nearly a full packet of them nearly every day,so I'm getting pretty good.
#38
It's a pretty grand idea, but if you can't raise like £1500 each?
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