#1
Just imagine you were your countries head of state and had absolute power over everything, like a king or dictator or what not. What would you do?

I'd conquer france, just for the lulz.
#2
I would declare war on Canada.
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#3
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I would declare war on Canada.


And we would own you. All your soldiers are in Iraq, losers.
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#4
i would make January 14 National Pie Day, and put sweeping changes to the pie making industry in effect. Pie for the People!
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#5
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And we would own you. All your soldiers are in Iraq, losers.




Water guns are enough to defeat Canada. We don't need our soldiers.
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#6
Devote all of my funding to blow up pieces of the moon so that it would look like the Batman symbol in the sky at night.
#7
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Water guns are enough to defeat Canada. We don't need our soldiers.


wait, Canada has soldiers?
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#8
I'd order some hookers online.
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#11
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Just imagine you were your countries head of state and had absolute power over everything, like a king or dictator or what not. What would you do?

I'd conquer france, just for the lulz.



Conquerors:
they do it for the lulz
#12
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Water guns are enough to defeat Canada. We don't need our soldiers.

Here is where your wrong. The water would freeze before it hits us.
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#13
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Just imagine you were your countries head of state and had absolute power over everything, like a king or dictator or what not. What would you do?


Fuck horses.
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#14
I would eat you.

In one bite.

And no one would miss you.


... Mwahahaha.
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#15
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Fuck horses.



interesting choice...let's talk a bit about your relationship with your mother...how would you describe that?
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#16
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Here is where your wrong. The water would freeze before it hits us.


We will time it so it freezes ON you, thus freezing all of Canada.
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#17
King Richard the Excellent, it's got a nice ring to it.
I'd kick out all the blacks, asians and gays.


Just kidding, I'd steal a few million, buy myself an American citizenship and live out the rest of my days down in Texas as a part-time ranch-hand.

And start a country-western band too.
#18
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We will time it so it freezes ON you, thus freezing all of Canada.

We are used to the cold so your plan will never work
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what a ripoff

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