#1
I was eating a hot pocket the other day and I got an idea. Hot Baby Pocket.

1) Get a baby, preferably Asian, those are spicy.
2) Fatten it up and chain it to a wall in your basement.
3) Kill it.
4) Put it in a microwave.
5) Cook for 20 minutes.
6) Cut from the sternum to the end of the tummy.
7) Eat up and enjoy!

Good Sides:
-Salt
-Pepper
-BBQ Sauce
-Mayo
-Ketchup
-Mustard
-Peppers
-Syrup

Enjoy!
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#5
Modest Proposal anyone? This idea could very well be the solution to all of our problems.
#8
i dont really see a difference from normal hot pockets and this one, except the fact that you have to cook it for 20 minutes
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#9
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
by the way
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Vikings? What Vikings? We are but poor, simple farmers. The village was burning when we got here, and the people must have slain themselves.
#12
Quote by The2abraxis
i dont really see a difference from normal hot pockets and this one, except the fact that you have to cook it for 20 minutes



lol the only funny thing on this thread
#13
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What happened to the old UG? I swear, this is turning into 4chan's recycling bin.

Idiot.


Why would 4chan come here? Because they play guitar?

I'm pretty sure they can't play guitar. Pretty sure.
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#15
Quote by Wulphy
Why would 4chan come here? Because they play guitar?

I'm pretty sure they can't play guitar. Pretty sure.


Well, I guess I'm pretty sure you don't know what I'm talking about, considering you've been here less than 3 months. Pretty sure.
Pissed.