#1
I'm supposed to make a ballad for english class tomorrow about something canadian, I don't have any ideas...any ideas?
#3
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#7
If your Canadian, it shouldn't be that hard. Here's a few things to start.

Our money
Snow
Flanel
Anything from the old "I am Canadian beer commercial"
Newfy's
Polar Bears
Hockey
Stompin' Tom
Our army
Beavers (Both kinds)

Mind you most of its commical material, it's not hard to pin down a few topics from an entire culture.
#8
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#9
Write a ballad about yourself, or how much you love yourself, or about how much you love your English teacher and your grade 12 English class.
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#11
i dunno, canada makes me think of maple syrup and cold and the canadians in south park. maybe you could write the ballad about how the english associate canadians with maple syrup and snow and people with their heads split at the mouth and miss all your deeper, more meaningful attributes...?

i really know nothing much about canada, sorry :\
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