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#1
I used to be somewhat of a ladies man. Unfortunately girls do not typically go for the nice quiet guy act anymore. Give me any advice you feel you should give me. Please no hateful comments.
#3
i feel ya man
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15?
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#9
as a girl who usually goes for the nice quiet guy, I can't give you much advice. good luck?
#10
You ****heads need to get over yourselfs

But to TS I really have no clue... Where I come from they go for the nice quiet guy all the time
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#12
Well what the hell do you mean "these days"? How many days can you remember?

Easiest way to get girls interested is to show them you're not interested. They always are drawn to what they think they can't have.
#14
well anyway i feel your pain. you have to be a total douche bag if you want to impress the ladies. there are a few great ones that still go for the nice guy but most go for the losers. (you know who you are)
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as a girl who usually goes for the nice quiet guy, I can't give you much advice. good luck?


Lol, I do too.
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Easiest way to get girls interested is to show them you're not interested. They always are drawn to what they think they can't have.


i hate to say it but this is totally true. if they're not interested then they're not interested. if they are interested and you do this then they'll want you even more.
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as a girl who usually goes for the nice quiet guy, I can't give you much advice. good luck?


+1,000 profile views.

threadstarter, you could try to be more outgoing? i'm not really familiar enough with your situation to give you any kindl assessment.
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i feel ya man


Uh, I think he wants girls feeling him.
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#24
Gotta break the ice. talking to people really helps.

edit: people can stop betting on his age since it's in his profile and he looks his age in his pic.
#25
stick it out. they usually grow up a little bit by the end of second year of college.
or just play the nice guy routine even more (give flowers, sweet talk, hold doors, no swearing, DO NOT TALK ABOUT GUITARS IF THEY ARENT INTERESTED, hats off, stand up from a table when they get up, know classy rules).
always go up and down stairs first and offer a hand to help up or down stairs, always you first through a push door, and hold it for them (you hold doors for pull doors, but they go first).
just do all the proper manners, most wont even know the actual manners, but its still a good way to show that you respect them, and they WILL be flattered.

if they arent interested in a relationship, thats fine. just be a friend. dont complain about it, its not the nice guy thing to do. eventually when something happens to one of them with their dick boyfriends, youll be there to sweep them away.
but dont be creepy, give them space, but let them know your interested.
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#26
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Hey, girls exist here!


OMG THERES ONE!! *runs in fear*
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Well what the hell do you mean "these days"? How many days can you remember?

Easiest way to get girls interested is to show them you're not interested. They always are drawn to what they think they can't have.



aw, smb you stole my sig you wh0re!
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#29
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exiledsoul i did that route, it didn't work nearly as well for me as being myself.


no no, i didnt mean it like that.
thats the way i am. it worked for me, but i didnt put on an act.
i always loved watching old movies, seeing the suave guys. so thats how i always was.
if thats not who you are, then dont do it. it was just a suggestion.
so yea, dont put on an act, theyll see through it. but if you really are the flatterer, then do it my way.
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#31
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OMG THERES ONE!! *runs in fear*

Recite the rules of the internet and calm down.

Although Amy is probably an actual chick, the rules cast doubt, so you don't need to run.
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no no, i didnt mean it like that.
thats the way i am. it worked for me, but i didnt put on an act.
i always loved watching old movies, seeing the suave guys. so thats how i always was.
if thats not who you are, then dont do it. it was just a suggestion.
so yea, dont put on an act, theyll see through it. but if you really are the flatterer, then do it my way.


ah gotcha, i'm actually like that. y'know nice n' stuff, but not to just every chick that crosses my path. that being said i have no problem saying somewhat sadistic things that i find funny. if they don't like it or can tolerate it then no big loss, i need a chick thats not gonna freak out when i laugh at someone getting horribly slaughtered in a horror flick.
#34
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Recite the rules of the internet and calm down.

Although Amy is probably an actual chick, the rules cast doubt, so you don't need to run.


I'm pretty sure I'm real... haha.
#35
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Aw sorry you can have it...


im just messin with you dude
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i hate to say it but this is totally true. if they're not interested then they're not interested. if they are interested and you do this then they'll want you even more.

Yup...I'm not the hottest guy in the world but I know how to play the game

Seriously - ask out someone outside of your normal social circle - anyone - and then make out that you're a great boyfriend and you wouldn't swap her for the world and all your girl friends will be after a piece of the action. Then you trade up to a hot girlfriend and because you've got a hot girlfriend everybody will think you're hot. Then you dump the hot one (who's probably either stupid or a bitch) for the girl you actually want. Job done, and you shagged three girls in the process. Everyone's a winner.
#37
All this is pretty good advice, I don't know a good way to approach someone, or to carry a conversation.

I'm not a total ****in loser, I've had a few girlfriends. I just forget certain things, like how to carry on a meaningful conversation.
#38
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I'm pretty sure I'm real... haha.

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#39
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ah gotcha, i'm actually like that. y'know nice n' stuff, but not to just every chick that crosses my path. that being said i have no problem saying somewhat sadistic things that i find funny. if they don't like it or can tolerate it then no big loss, i need a chick thats not gonna freak out when i laugh at someone getting horribly slaughtered in a horror flick.


right on dude, i know what you mean.
just be nice to most everyone, but find someone thats right for you.
dont just pick up the first girl that crosses your path.

yea, i cant be nice to everyone. but even when a girl considered 'ugly/fat' or something like that crosses my path, im still nice. just gives people a better feel for you.
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